6/30. What's red and bad for your teeth?
7/30. What's brown and rhymes with "snoop?"
8/30. What's brown and sticky?
9/30. What's brown and runny?
10/30. Why did the old woman put roller skates on her Walker?
Because she has dementia
11/30. 9/11 jokes aren't funny. But the other 2 are!
12/30. I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket. "Hey wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"