13/30. What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear
14/30. What do a grape and a rabbit have in common?
They're both purple except for the rabbit
15/30. Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
16/30. What is Harry Potters favorite method of getting down a hill?
17/30. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
18/30. Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
19/30. Where did Hitler keep his armies? Poland.
20/30. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he never lands.
I love this joke because it never gets old.
21/30. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
22/30. What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?