30 Bad Jokes That Are So Dumb They're Hilarious

30 Bad Jokes That Are So Dumb They're Hilarious


23/30. Two chickpeas are walking down the street when one chickpea starts to vomit. The other chickpea asks, "Are you okay" and the chickpea answers, "No, I falafel."


24/30. A squirrel is relaxing in his tree when it suddenly starts to shake violently. He looks outside and sees an elephant climbing the tree.

The squirrel says "hey elephant, what are you doing?"

The elephant replies "I'm climbing this tree to eat some pears!"

"You dummy," sayeth the squirrel, "this is a pine tree... there's no pears up here."

The elephant says "I know, I brought my own!"


25/30. What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Ye'd think it be "R", but a pirate's first love always be the "C"


26/30. You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other?

More geese on that side.


27/30. Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?

So they can walk across pool tables without being seen. Have you ever seen an elephant walk across a pool table?


See? It works.


28/30. There's no i in denial.


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