Most of us have a love-hate relationship with puns. They're too clever to ignore. But they're also not funny enough to warrant a laugh. Behold, a list of puns so good and so bad, you can cringe and chuckle at them all you want.
1/35. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2/35. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
3/35. Bob: How much can a whale ejaculate?
Wanda: The average whale ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.
Bob: Thank you.
Wanda: You're whalecum.
4/35. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
5/35. If a clock gets hungry, it goes back four seconds.
6/35. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen the mall.
7/35. Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
8/35. There was a newspaper headline about a tightrope walker walking across the river Han in Korea. The headline went
"Skywalker Crosses Han Solo"
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