48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

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9. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

alosercalledsusie

10. My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

DinosRoar1

11. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

PM-SOME-TITS

12. How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is it one or two? One... or two?

Undescended_testicle

13. What do we want?

Low flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?

NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.

Tetragon213

14. What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Sooowhatisthis

15. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

BiffWhistler

16. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

leahcure

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