17. So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world.
18. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
19. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
20. Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
21. I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
22. This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
23. My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said "40"
24. I've found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It's shift work.
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