25. I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.
26. I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
27. What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
28. Wife says to her programmer husband, "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen."
Husband returns with 12 loaves of bread.
29. Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
30. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
31. What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.
Icy dead people.
32. Knock Knock
Dishes Sean Connery.
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