48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

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25. I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.

breadman666

26. I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.

kailey_sara

27. What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

Melchiah_III

28. Wife says to her programmer husband, "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen."

Husband returns with 12 loaves of bread.

SuperFreakyNaughty

29. Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

-georgie

30. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Aye matey.

Wicked_Wanderer

31. What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.

Icy dead people.

mysevenyearitch

32. Knock Knock

Who's There?

Dishes

Dishes Who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

Birdie_Num_Num

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