33. Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
34. Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other "I need you to help me get to the other side!"
The other guy replies "You are on the other side!"
35. I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
36. My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.
37. People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do!
38. Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
39. I've been told I'm condescending.
(that means I talk down to people)
40. How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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