48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

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33. Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

Deerhoof_Fan

34. Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other "I need you to help me get to the other side!"

The other guy replies "You are on the other side!"

The2ndKingInTheNorth

35. I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

KaboomBoxer

36. My friends say there's a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.

-917-

37. People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.

But people in Abu Dhabi do!

stevenmc

38. Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.

Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

justacheesyguy

39. I've been told I'm condescending.

(that means I talk down to people)

iblinkyoublink

40. How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

plax1780

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