48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

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41. Before your criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

BoxxerUOP

42. What's ET short for?

He's only got little legs.

3shirts

43. What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station the other one is a busty crustacean.

laurtw

44. Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications

ImHully

45. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

auran98

46. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

msdarth

47. Some people think it's romantic to carve their names on trees in the park while on a date.

I'm more worried about why they're bringing a knife on their date.

I_know_where_you_is

48. 2 cows are grazing in a field. 1 cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?". The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!".

Electric_Evil

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