48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

48 Incredibly Short, Clean Jokes That Are Actually Funny.

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Need a wicked short joke to tell that anybody can hear?

Below are 48 of the best clean jokes. Short and sweet. Check them out!


1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

ImHully

2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

megan_james

3. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong"

Moltenfirez

4. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Spysquirrel

5. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

Dave-Stark

6. I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said "Thanks"

I said "Don't mention it"

3shirts

7. I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

kate_winslat

8. I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

PM_ME_TINY_DINOSAURS

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