In my drunken wisdom, i decided I wanted a momma bird too and proceeded to flap my arms like a bird and squawk. I was immediately rewarded with a delicious worm.
Cue about 10 people then squawking and flapping their arms in unison as we were being fed spiked gummy worms by a drunk man with tongs.
What a time to be alive.
28/31. He started taking selfies with his selfie-stick. Inside a fridge at 7/11.
29/31. A guy sat in the corner in tears. I asked why, and he said because he "didn't want 2013 to end."
30/31. My friend was hosting a party, and got pretty tipsy. As the night wore on, he changed his shirt 9 times, took 3 showers, attempted to drink a shot and spilled it all over himself, then tried to take another shot (someone stopped him because he was pretty far gone).
He also kept grabbing more wristwatches from his room as the night carried on. By midnight, he was wearing 5 or 6.
When I left, he was laying on the floor soaked in booze with his headphones on, not plugged in to anything.
31/31. This weird Guy showed up and refused to touch or be touched by anyone (hand shakes etc.). Then he got really drunk and someone caught him crapping in a flower pot.
His name was grant and he claimed to have been an F16 stunt pilot for various films, but another guy at the party knew him and said he's a plumber.