People in relationships on Reddit were asked: "What things do you do with your S.O. that you'd never want another person to witness?" These are some of the best answers.
2. My [significant other] has me sit on top of him topless and let my breasts dangle over his face. He pulls them over his eyes and says "boobie goggles." Sometimes I'll move one out of the way and it becomes a boobie monocle. I don't know how this started.
3. When my boyfriend and I shower together, we do a ritual butt-dance. We rub our butts together in an up and down and then side to side fashion and exclaim we're married.
4. When I get pretend-mad and we're naked, I climb on top of him and swing my boobs back and forth so they hit his face. We call it... Boob-ing.
5. On the day of the election me and my [girlfriend] wore Romney and Obama masks respectively, the person wearing the loser of the election had to keep the mask on during sex. Also had to down 6 beers.
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