Then he saw a turd on the floor in front of the desk. The gentleman was still walking downstairs and was leaving a trail of poop behind him. He was wearing long pants and they were just tumbling out of the leg hole every few feet or so. He made it to the bathroom and proceeded to smear the mess all over the walls of the stall. He left the mess and his pants for housekeeping to clean up.
Once presented with the bill for cleaning the next day, he threatened to write a bad review - since he was apparently a hotel critic and all.
He was blacklisted and never got his pants back.
16/16. I started working right out of high school at a very nice hotel in my city as a dishwasher in the hotel restaurant. Sometimes I would run room service orders to guests if the waiters were super busy.
My second week working there I was taking up a meal to the third floor of the hotel just before the kitchen closed. I get off the elevator and I immediately heard faint moaning from the other end of the long hallway, but I figured it was just someone having sex.
I delivered the food, and the guest told me she had heard loud screaming minutes before I came to the door. She seemed worried.
As I was about get back on the elevator the moans continued. I looked toward the end of the hallway to see something on the ground next to the ice machine at the very end of the hallway. I walked over to see what it was, and I found a man dressed as a woman, wearing a blonde wig, and a short red dress, laying in a pool of vomit, moaning.
The strange part about it was that the dress was pulled up and this person had one of those Nature Valley granola bars shoved halfway up his butt. Eighteen year old me couldn't comprehend the situation, so I immediately went downstairs and told security.
About 20 minutes later, paramedics arrived and took care of the guy.