Okay, I get it. You don't want to spend 90 minutes watching a Presidential debate because, well, you're a normal person. That's why I watched the whole thing: so you don't have to!
1/28. "I will release my taxes… when she releases her 33,000 e-mails that have been deleted." -Donald Trump.
2/28. "I was going to say something extremely rough about Hillary, about her family. And I said to myself, ‘I can’t do it.’ It’s inappropriate. It’s not nice." - Donald Trump mentions Monica Lewinsky without mentioning her.
3/28. "Remember, Donald began his career back in 1973 being sued by the Justice Department for racial discrimination because he would not rent apartments in one of his developments to African-Americans…" - Hillary Clinton.
4/28. CLINTON: For forty years everyone running for President has released their tax returns… Why won’t he release his tax returns? I think there may be a couple of reasons. First: maybe he’s not as rich as he says he is. Second: maybe he’s not as charitable as he claims to be… Or maybe he doesn’t want the American people to know… that he’s paid nothing in federal taxes. …Because the only years he turned them over… they showed he didn’t pay any federal income taxes…
TRUMP: That makes me smart.
5/28. MODERATOR: How specifically do you bring jobs back?
TRUMP: The first thing you do is don’t let the jobs leave. The companies are leaving. I could name - there are thousands of them. They’re leaving. And they’re leaving in bigger numbers than ever… Special interests want those companies to leave because in many cases they own the companies.