"I've got an idea! How about a holiday where we all dress as scary as possible and children go door to door taking candy from strangers? What could possibly go wrong?"
-Dr. John Hallo-Ween, inventor of Halloween.
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1/25. I told a girl at a party I thought it was very creative that she dressed up as a pregnant nun. Yeah, she wasn't pregnant.
2/25. I went as a teabag last year and everybody thought I was a bag of weed. After a while, I just went with it.
3/25. I didn't personally receive it, but when my brother was about 7, these old women down the street gave him an electric can opener for Halloween. Sure, my parents were thrilled, but my brother had no idea what the heck to do with it.
4/25. One year I went as an avocado (like one split in half with the pit still intact). Some guy at a party said: "Dude, are you the Incredible Hulk's vagina?"
5/25. I was 6 years old. I didn't even need to THINK about who I'd dress up as. Batman was my favorite superhero. Obviously. So, like any other 6 year would be, I was stoked to show up at school in my Batman costume, complete with foam biceps.
I was prepared to get any, and all, of the ladies. (continued...)