14/25. In 1986 (I was 9), the year Halley's Comet made an appearance, I dressed as Edmond Halley - the guy who discovered it. Most people thought I was supposed to be George Washington. Obviously, I was one of the cool kids.
15/25. Last year at this party I saw this girl with a hair bump, spray tan, and super trashy heels. So I was like,"Oh hey thats funny, you're Snookie from Jersey Shore! I'm Hermoine Granger!"
She looked at me and said,"Why do people keep saying that?! I'm NOT wearing a costume." Awkwarrrrrd.
16/25. When I was a kid I did a wet fart in my princess costume and got a rash from it.
17/25. Someone gave me a potato instead of candy. Only realized this at home, so I couldn't retaliate. Still eats at me.
18/25. While trick-or-treating, I got a pamphlet explaining how I was going to hell for celebrating Halloween. Fun times...
19/25. I was wearing a suit, a cape, a skull mask resting on the top of my head (not on my face), and holding a scythe. A girl walked by me and said, "OMG! Are you a HOBBIT!?" I'm short, but seriously? A hobbit?