14. In high school a girl I knew had a crush on me. I wasn't into her and had a girlfriend in a different school, but I was always nice to her. One day as she was taking her seat directly in front of me she ripped an embarrassingly loud fart. People laughed, but I acted like I didn't hear it. Poor girl... I haven't seen her in probably 13 years, but I'll never forget how deep the shade of red her face turned.
15. I was at a water park in the wave pool and a girl had a boob knocked out of her bikini and didn't notice. A lifeguard blew his whistle, pointed, and said "Your breast..." so I of course looked and saw it. She simply said thank you and covered it back up but I'll never forget that big boob just hanging and feeling bad for her.
This! My cousin once was waiting for her boyfriend to pick her up from some sketchy part of town. Cops rolled up and arrested her because they thought she was a sex worker. She got picked up at the precinct later by her boyfriend and his mom. Hilarious.
17. I was in 11th grade and my buddy was in 9th, I brought him to a party with me. He got obnoxiously drunk on Vodka. There were these two 12th grade girls that I really wanted to talk up, he came with me. We are standing in front of them and they were sitting in chairs, so they were eye level with our crotches. Our game is surprisingly working and he is holding it together, or so I thought. One of the girls exclaims "Oh my god, he is pissing!". I look over and he is peeing his pants as we chat up these senior girls that are eye-level with our junk.
18. I was in a Disneyland bathroom stall. The man in the adjacent stall was in the midst of a serious poop struggle. While the ambient hum of the bathroom may have drowned out the plop, it did not silence his exclamation:
“Oh my God, that thing is huge."
This was already loud enough to be uncomfortable for everyone.
Then, a second voice: