All I could say in reaction was: "I'm just checking if it works!", not sure how that could have changed the situation in any way. Needless to say she always knocked before coming into my room after that little incident.
10. My friends Dad walks into him watching porn and he accidentally clicked a gay porn advertisement. His dad awkwardly closed the door and will forever think his son is secretly gay.
11. I was once really hungry, so I ate a banana in the shower and threw the banana peel on the shower floor.
Dad found it later and asked me, quite angrily, what debauchery I was up to with a banana in the shower.
He probably thought I was shoving it up my butt.
12. My mother "accidentally" found my brother's dope plants in a house he and I shared when she "popped round for a visit" while we were out. Her line was that she went to put something away and - lo and behold - it just happened to be the cupboard my brother has stashed his plants in.
When I said it couldn't have been an accident, as I'd placed a small piece of tape on all the cupboard doors in the house and every single one had been opened, she flew into a rage, carping on about how she couldn't trust my brother and that's why she had to check every cupboard. But more to the point, that my trick with the cupboards was a low and despicable act and I should be ashamed of myself.
So when I then explained that I'd lied, that I hadn't put tape anywhere, but I appreciated her new honesty regarding snooping through the flat, things strangely didn't get any better after that.
13. Actually found this out from a neighbor who frequented Omeegle (I believe that's what it's called, when you webcam chat with strangers) and apparently stumbled onto my daughter and her friend... (Continued)