25. My mum did find a letter I wrote to my boyfriend (before the days of internet and texting) where I described how I was going to give him a blow job. Couldn't look her in the eye for weeks, even tried to pass it off as English homework! I was fourteen at the time. Two decades later I still cringe when I remember it.
26. When I was probably 16 I took a picture of my hard on to send to a chick I met online. With my moms computer. I thought I was so smart by putting it in a folder inside a folder with several empty folders.
27. My brother was trying to print out some porn pictures once, and the printer wasn't working.
When my dad turned the computer on the next day, the picture immediately printed.
28. This is about parents:
One time in high school I came home on a night where I had said I would be staying at a friends. Walked into the living room to see a porno on the 50" TV screen. But they weren't even watching, they were just chilling and playing cards on the coffee table while a girl blew some guy in the background. I make ridiculous amounts of noise when I come in nowadays.