Adults Admit Hilarious White Lies They Have Actually Told Children

Adults Admit Hilarious White Lies They Have Actually Told Children

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Sometimes it's all fun and games... until a child grows up to be a very confused adult.

1. Do they do refunds?

"My father used to tell my sister that he bought her at a Walmart like store for $25."
- blaziken

2. The moon is my biggest client

"My brother convinced a group of like 9 year olds that he was the moon's lawyer once."
- MeltyMint

3. This lie was taken way too far

"My daughter, when she was six, I convinced her that swallowing a mentos would grow a mentos tree in your stomach... One day I accidentally swallowed one in the car, had a discussion with my wife about "oh, I'm sure I'll be fine, etc etc" then let it sit a few days.

Used her bathroom a few days later. After I flushed, I threw a couple dead leaves on the toilet...

Waited a couple more days...

Woke her up for school with a twig placed behind my ear...

Waited a couple more days...

Woke her up with a branch sticking out of my mouth and me "screaming" for her to remove it... She looks at me, screams "MOOOOOOMMMMMM!!! DADDY NEEDS A DOCTOR! A DOCTOR MOM!!!!" and runs out of the room...

Best part is she was nine before she finally realized it was all a joke. Her friends all believed I had a tree in my stomach... I found out she took the twig from behind my ear to show and tell that week and the teacher didn't have the heart to tell her it was a joke. She just believed it so much. She's fifteen now and loves this story... Good times."
- comp21

4. I hate to break it to you, but you weren't always human...

"I convinced my sister that she was originally an origami dolphin, and my mom wished really hard she turned into a little girl (a Pinocchio-esque situation). She cried and asked my mom, who went along with my story. Sis believed for years that she used to be an origami dolphin."
- HellaDawg

5. Yum! Delicious lies

"We convinced my younger brother that those giant bales of hay wrapped in white plastic were marshmallows on the marshmallow farm.

Which he believed until he was about 18 or so, when he angrily came home after embarrassing himself in front of his friends and got mad at us for lying to him about the marshmallow farms."
-transmogrified

6. Everyone needs to use this one

"That if you sit quietly in the car, it makes the (Continued)


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