And that's when we found out it was our teacher. He'd fart and just keep going with out skipping a beat. On his part it's probably the best way to handle the situation, but there was some times I had to leave class because I started laughing so hard.
5. In band rehearsal once, I accidentally passed gas.
One of my tuba players nearby heard it and tooted a low Bb on the tuba, matching pitch. We both just looked at each other and laughed.
6. I'm a professor at a university, and I know this doesn't exactly answer the question, but 5 minutes ago I let my class go 30 minutes early because I felt a huge fart coming.
7. Recently I said "penis" instead of "pieces" while reading Of Mice and Men aloud to a class of 9th grade boys. I work at a Catholic school.
One kid's response was simply, "Niiiiice."
8. I'm currently a teacher, but my favorite embarrassing teacher story originates with my cousin, who taught middle school.
She had recently had a baby and was breast feeding, so she pumped at school on her breaks. One day during her planning period, she shut her classroom door and covered the window so she could pump. While she has one of her boobs flopped out of her shirt she felt the urge to fart, so she just let one rip.
That's when she heard a muffled sound from the back of the classroom. She had completely forgotten about one of her male students staying in the room through recess to finish a test.
She said she apologized profusely but the poor boy refused to look her in the eye or speak and he didn't for the rest of the year.