You had to open your big mouth, didn't you? You had to tell her that you like your ex's hair more than hers. Now it's not just your problem; it's everyone at Dairy Queen's problem.
These terrible date stories are taken from an AskReddit thread. Link on the last page.
1. I was working at a Mexican restaurant at the time. I was waiting on a couple and I could tell it was a first date by the questions I heard them asking each other.
Towards the end of their meal, a waitress who was Hispanic was sweeping next to their table. The woman sneered, looked at her, held out the remains on her plate, and said: “how would you like to take this home to feed your kids?"
I stood there in complete shock. This woman spoke no English, but she could tell this random woman was completely degrading her. The sad thing is she seemed like she really thought she was doing a good deed. Her date looked so embarrassed.
2. Served a couple a few months ago. Everytime I walked over, he would always be the one talking, and she would just be sitting there not having a good time. At the end I asked if it was one bill or separate and she immediately piped up "SEPARATE".
I go and take his payment, and as I hand over the Debit machine to the girl, I see the guy take his phone out and start swiping through Tinder.
3. Once witnessed a date where the dude talked about how special he was and how his mind wasn't like other people's for the entire date. The girl was politely nodding along and every time she tried to get a word in, he'd cut her off. Absolutely brutal.
4. I work at a fairly nice Italian restaurant, where we do a lot of business. One night a man who I was not even serving came up to me while I was punching an order in on the computer and hands me $20 and a napkin with a phone number on it. (continued…)