17 Pick Up Lines That Take Being A Nerd To A Whole New Level.

1. "Did Sauron forge you in the Sammath Naur? Cause girl, you precious."

- HordeOfDoom

2. "Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real."


3. "That outfit would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2"

- GrimmFandango

4. "Your mouth says, Shields up!, but your eyes say, A hull breach is imminent'."

- FredericFish

5. "If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life."

- [deleted]

This article is based on responses to the subreddit thread: "What's the nerdiest pickup line you know?". If you're interested in reading more, check out the link at the bottom of the article.

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7. "If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes."

- Zippy0223

8. "I'd like to be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

- shinovar

9. "Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine."

- Zippy0223

10. "Wanna come back to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?"

- husman3

11. "I see you're playing Tetris, give me a call if you need a long piece."

- zombecky

12. "You be sin2 , I'll be cos2 , and together, we'll make one."

- LindsayGrace

13. "Charmanders are red, squirtles are blue. If you were a Pokemon, then I'd chose you."

- jelvinjs7

14. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? Rough or smooth?

- twoclose

15. "Are your angles less than 90o ? Because you're sure acute."

- deathbydanny

16. "My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!"

- MoHashAli

17. "This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess."

- unknownz_1


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