19 Phone Sex Operators Share Their Most Memorable Client Experience.

Phone sex workers of Reddit were asked: "Who was your most memorable client?" These are some of the best answers.



1/19 The most memorable call was a carnival worker that cried on the phone about how horribly he was being treated by others in the carnival and about how he felt lost and didn't really want to live anymore.

I quit shortly after that. It just a depressing job.

Ohsoeasy

2/19 Guy called and was super into it. Instead of hearing the typical few sentences and lots of grunts, this guy was incredibly vocal; he spoke more than me. It was the only time that I actually touched myself during a call. It was HOT.

msrachel

3/19 10,000" Stan. His fetish was enormous breasts. Chats with him revolved around a magic substance called "expandium" - I don't know whether he invented this or one of the other operators did. It caused the breasts to swell, and he would insist that the girl stuffed her breasts with it. Every session went the same way. He'd say "How big are they now? I bet they hurt! Shove some more in!" and you'd have to pretend to shove your boobs full of the stuff until they were as big as planets.

As funny as this initially was, his sessions went on for hours and we had guidelines about how descriptive and expansive our replies had to be. We had to fill the whole 140 character message with original text time after time and he'd just text back "more! Do it again!"

Rock_Me-Amadeus

4/19 My favorite had to be a young deaf guy who spent at least half the time just typing back and forth about whatever. He wanted to buy my kid an american girl doll for Christmas but of course I couldn't let him do that, so he ended up giving me a $115 tip on top of what he was already paying. He was just a very nice man who's disability made him to nervous to talk to most women.

thatgirludontknow

5/19 Prakash Boringest Man. As the pseudonym suggests, this dude was dull. He worked in a furniture store (in the warehouse part) and he didn't even want to jack off that often, he just talked about his day. His really boring day. For hours. Bear in mind messages received by this service were charged at 1+VAT. He spent huge amounts of money having dull conversations with a fictitious girl. I occasionally wonder how this guy is doing. I'm pretty sure the service I worked for has long since shut down - I wonder if he graduated to actual hookers. He'd be spending about the same amount of money and at least he'd have a real woman to talk to.

Rock_Me-Amadeus


6/19 Guy calls the Barely Legal line. I do the usual spiel: I'm 18 but look younger, etc. He asks me to call him daddy, which is pretty normal. As the call continues, he asks me to baby talk. I start to whisper and such and then he says, "No, goo goo ga ga for me." At this point, I'm thinking he has an adult baby thing. Weird, but whatever. Then, he asks again how old I am. As required, I say that I'm 18. Then he says, "18 months? That's too old for me. I like em before they can walk."

I almost threw up. My company did not allow us to hang up on a caller. I just stopped talking until the nasty f*cker hung up himself. A little part of me died that night.

msrachel

7/19 I had a guy ask me to step on his mom's feet. Here is the story. Me and another lady are on the "roommate line". He calls in and wants to know if we are wearing boots, we assure him that we are and go into details about them. He then states that his mother always wears house shoes, we are both confused but move on. He then asks us to step on his mothers feet.

She says "You want us to stomp on your mothers feet?" and then obviously hits mute to laugh. I try to carry the call "Oh yeah Steve, I will stomp all over your mothers feet." to which he replies sadly "I don't want you to hurt her, just step on them a little bit" and then hangs up.

louiselebeau

8/19 One was a guy who claimed to be about 20 and in college, and he did most of the talking. He wanted me to just "breathe heavy". So for 20 minutes he's doing the most boring dirty talk I've ever heard ("I'm licking you up...and down...and up...now down...and up...") and I'm sitting there panting and hoping he gets it over with already. By the time he finally finishes, I'm nearly hyperventilating, and was too lightheaded to take another call for an hour.

thatisnotattractive

9/19 Most memorable was probably the guy who had me say the Lords Prayer while his cock was supposedly in my mouth. Luckily, I'd given up Catholicism long before that.

brazenhussy456

10/19 There was the redneck with a strong Southern accent who really liked a** to mouth play. So he'd want me to put my finger in his butt to play with his prostate and then suck on my fingers. Whenever I described something he liked, he'd say, "Oohhhhh, yerrr kinkyyyyyyy," in this weirdly creepy way. He must have liked what I did because he'd call back often.

thatisnotattractive


11/19 To be honest a guy would just call me to talk about his life (failing marriage, issues with his kids) and was genuinely a nice guy. It just got intense when I literally had to take notes of sh*t he was saying, because if I forgot a detail the next time we spoke, he would sometimes get upset.

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12/19 Toilet padded seat fetish guy... I'm a guy and he was my first caller.. I'm straight.

PopperJuan

13/19 There was a Scottish guy who would call while his friends and roommates were in the apartment and talk to me like I was his girlfriend. When they left to go somewhere, he'd hang up. I'm pretty sure they had to know his girlfriend was imaginary.

thatisnotattractive

14/19 The number of fathers that fantasized about their teenage daughters was mindblowing. These guys would tell me that the daughter looked just like the mother did when they first got together and wanted me to pretend to be the teenaged daughter.

msrachel

15/19 There was a guy who I talked to just about life in general for almost 45 minutes before he started anything sexual. Then he got into it and after a few minutes he started calling slut, c*nt, whore, b*tch, every name in the book. Like most guys, as soon as he came he hung up. About ten minutes later he called back and apologized. We talked for another half hour or so and he was talking about his divorce and stuff, then he got back into the sex talk and the exact same thing with the name calling happened. The second time he didn't call back to apologize.

thatisnotattractive


16/19 I only worked as a pso for a couple months before my mother fell ill and I had to quit but my most memorable was a guy that I talked to a couple times. The first time he began the call by asking what I would think if he told me that he was a big f*cking pervert. I didn't really know how to respond. I basically just muttered that I like perverts and then he hung up on me.

The second time I was better prepared. The rest of the call I learned that he was into prepubescent girls and boys, and liked being berated for it. He had very specific scenarios he wanted to play out, which made me wonder. I ended up googling him and he is a registered sex offender.

Kellymclain

17/19 My favorite caller by far was one who wanted a very specific scenario. The operator, before connecting us, would tell me that he wanted to talk to a "she-male" (his words, not mine) who was flamingly gay and had very large breasts. I didn't really know what to do the first time, so I just put on my best drag queen voice and threw in a lot of, "Oh, HONEY" and that sort of thing. He loved it. He had a really strong Boston accent and kept saying, "I love the quee-ahs!!" He was a regular caller, and I really started to understand why some called the job "phone actress."

thatisnotattractive

18/19 Weirdest memory was a man who wanted to role play him being a lesbian and me being his mother. When he first approached me he spoke as if we were continuing a conversation that had already been started. The first thing he said to me was "Sorry it's been a long day, but I finally got the heat fixed. Where were we?" Then he went on to tell me about how he and his mother have been getting along so great since they took their relationship to the next level. He did most of the talking so I just went with it, but I felt awkward the entire time because it seemed like the line between fantasy and reality was a bit blurred for him. I had to give him up as a client, which was kind of difficult because he never wanted me to get naked and it sucks giving up a client that wants you to keep your clothes on.

thatgirludontknow

19/19 There was a guy who called himself "Super Leg Man" and I liked talking to him because all he wanted me to do was talk about how I worked out on the stairmaster all the time and tell him how muscular my legs were. That's all he wanted for 20 minutes at a time. I dug it because it was so nonsexual for me and his long calls upped my call time average (which determined my pay rate).

thatisnotattractive

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It's hard working in customer service, especially with irate customers. You need to be able to empathize and understand where your customers are coming from, show sympathy, and be willing to help them with their problem. However, if they come at you ranting and raving about an issue which clearly has nothing to do with you, well, then you're free to rant about them on the internet.

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