21 People Were Asked: 'What's The Best Curse-Free Insult You Know?'
People on Reddit were asked: "What is your best insult without cussing?" These are some of the best answers.
1/21 I don't care what people say about you. You're alright.
2/21 I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
3/21 I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and forgot to say "when".
4/21 I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
5/21 Your family tree must be a circle.
6/21 You couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
7/21 You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
8/21 If you're about to insult a woman, tell her to go fix her eyebrows.
9/21 Everyone who's ever loved you was wrong
10/21 Somewhere out there a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it.
11/21 You do realize that people just tolerate you?
12/21 Do you get invited to many parties?
13/21 I've been called worse things by better people.
14/21 I hope you outlive your children.
15/21 You're as much use as a chocolate teapot.
16/21 Well I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
17/21 Yo mamma is so ugly her portraits hang themselves.
18/21 You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
19/21 This is why people talk about you when you're not around.
20/21 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on earth.
21/21 I bet you like your steak well done.
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When in doubt.... be a Karen! LOL
We've all seen them and at times we may have been one A KAREN! You know who that is.... a difficult person, that's describing it politely. Karen's make scenes and do all that is necessary to get anything and everything their way. Working in any form of a service job, Karens are your worst nightmare.
Redditor u/externalodyssey wanted to hear from everybody about their Karen encounters by asking.... Managers of Reddit - what is a Karen experience like ? What was you worst experience ?