21 People Were Asked: 'What's The Best Curse-Free Insult You Know?'

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People on Reddit were asked: "What is your best insult without cussing?" These are some of the best answers.



1/21 I don't care what people say about you. You're alright.

Sloth_Reborn

2/21 I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.

Aeashml

3/21 I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and forgot to say "when".

Flatbush_Zombie_King

4/21 I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

back_n_my_day

5/21 Your family tree must be a circle.

frittenlord

6/21 You couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Aeashml

7/21 You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.

Xilver79

8/21 If you're about to insult a woman, tell her to go fix her eyebrows.

Kinkfink

9/21 Everyone who's ever loved you was wrong

plowkiller

10/21 Somewhere out there a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it.

charbby

11/21 You do realize that people just tolerate you?

thewun11

12/21 Do you get invited to many parties?

Bamboo_Steamer

13/21 I've been called worse things by better people.

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14/21 I hope you outlive your children.

Unknownaus

15/21 You're as much use as a chocolate teapot.

Bamboo_Steamer

16/21 Well I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

cooze08

17/21 Yo mamma is so ugly her portraits hang themselves.

Flatbush_Zombie_King

18/21 You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.

[deleted]

19/21 This is why people talk about you when you're not around.

Timestogo

20/21 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on earth.

DementedUnicorn

21/21 I bet you like your steak well done.

MustyCheese

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There comes a time in our lives when we have to cut people out because of their toxic, negative, or destructive behavior. And there's no shame in doing it - tolerance and acceptance can only go so far, and there is always a last straw.

The785 asked: What was the incident that made you cut somebody close out of your life?

Submissions have been edited for clarity, context, and profanity.

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