22 Honest People Share The Hilarious Reasons Why They Are Still Single
A little while back, Jimmy Fallon asked people to share the reasons they were still living the single life on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest results.
Because the one time I tried online dating, I was matched with my friend's dad. Awkwardddd. #WhyImSingle— Shaina (@ShainaSaid) February 11, 2015
One time I told a girl she was beautiful, and after she responded with thank you, I said, "ya I've been watching you a lot." #WhyImSingle— Ring By Spring (@ringbyspringlu) February 11, 2015
I show basically everyone the staph infection on my leg #whyimsingle— Sarah Hinkel (@notababy_Hinks) July 12, 2016
I never once sneak out of my house... Until last night when i saw a charmander on my nearby screen... #whyimsingle #PokemonGO #priorities
JA Visitacion (@jayvizi) July 21, 2016
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I have three cardigans in my purse right now. #whyimsingle
Mary Rezac (@maryrezac) August 13, 2016
Fact of the Day: Apparently, I know all of the words to "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne. #WhyImSingle
Jimmy Pierce (@jimmy_pierce3) August 15, 2016
"Hi. My name is Joe. I've been tracking your personal emotional and professional growth for years via social media." #whyimsingle— J-Dubs (@Brotherwags) August 12, 2016
A guy at Starbucks told me to "stay cute" and I said "don't tell me what to do" and he didn't think that was funny. #whyimsingle
s y (@AMBIENLY) August 17, 2016
True story #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/CSywqFQTTM
Nats (@natvoliveras) August 16, 2016
just used the phrase "jesus poopin' christ" #WhyImSingle— katie jane (@kjtalb) August 22, 2016
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Is it bad that it's Friday night and I took a Benadryl and got in bed at 9pm? #whyimsingle
Shannon (@spagrl) August 6, 2016
Gf: come over— Caine (@VampireCaine) August 2, 2016
Me: do you have food?
Gf: my parents aren't home
Me: are they coming back with food?#whyimsingle
I send poop pictures to people #whyimsingle— kyle (@prelawguy94) August 2, 2016
I told a dude my stomach hurt, he said he'd rub it and make it feel better, I told him that'd just make me poop.... #whyimsingle hahaha— Alexa Rae (@lexarae21) August 1, 2016
Date: So, what'd you think of my profile?— Oklahoma Kid (@jeepgirl77) July 28, 2016
Me: *hands him edited profile bathed in red ink* We need to talk#whyimsingle
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Me on the train: fuck, he's hot— Chelsea Smith (@ChelseaRaeSmith) August 12, 2016
Me to me: what are you gonna do about it, Chelsea?
Me: probably nothing #whyimsingle
"Sorry, I missed it. I was making a pizza lunchable." #whyimsingle— megan kowalsky (@megankowalsky) August 8, 2016
It's hard working in customer service, especially with irate customers. You need to be able to empathize and understand where your customers are coming from, show sympathy, and be willing to help them with their problem. However, if they come at you ranting and raving about an issue which clearly has nothing to do with you, well, then you're free to rant about them on the internet.