23 Camp Counsellors Reveal The Most NSFW Thing They Saw Happen At Camp.

Camp counsellors of Reddit were asked: "What is the most NSFW thing you've seen happen at camp?" These are some of the best answers.



1/23 This summer I walked in on five 15-16 year olds touching ballsacks together while comparing testicle size. That was a fun incident report to fill out.

ReiDelSofa

2/23 My favorite one was a thirteen year old boy at camp out. Both his hands were in his sleeping bag and he was clearly masturbating. His counsellor called a "handcheck" where you have to display both hands in the air. He only raised on hand. The counsellor asked for both hands and he replied "Give me four minutes."

hillary511

3/23 I was a camp counsellor a few years ago at a camp for foster kids. One week a counsellor caught a camper (M15) in bed with another camper (F14). The room they were in was tiny, and the four other girls in the bunks were awake and cheering them on. They were loud enough to wake the counsellor, who pulled the male camper out of bed. The guy had a zip lock bag around his dick, held in place by a rubber band. I was both impressed at their dedication to trying to have safe sex, and appalled at how terribly they went about it.

cookiecutter

4/23 Saw a girl give a guy a hand-job under a towel. On the bus. On the bus filled with children. On the bus filled with children going to a Christian camp.

landica_33


5/23 This actually happened earlier today. I work at a summer day camp at a local park with kids in kindergarten age group. Interesting/gross things happen almost every day with kids at that age, but today's events took the cake.

Basically this 6 year old boy found a dead bird in the grass and decided it would be fun to pick it up and smear the blood and guts all over his hands and arms. After doing that, he started chasing around other campers to try to share his bird entrails on them.

I had the pleasure of catching the gore-covered kid, ripping the bird's ravaged carcass out of his hands, and spending half an hour in the bathroom getting him and myself cleaned up. When I asked him why the heck he picked up a dead animal he said that he "thought it was something awesome to do."

JaBarrel224


6/23 Counsellors having a threesome in an empty cabin next to the bathrooms.

ReginaAstrum

7/23 One year I was working a "regular" camp and had a lead counsellor run over to another counsellor and I to say "Look in the first stall of the boy's bathroom".

We left our kids with our age group's female counsellors and ran. By the time we made it a crowd of counsellors had formed around the toilet. Contained inside was by far the mightiest, largest turd I have ever seen in my life. Easily a diameter of 3 inches and long enough to be far down into the toilet while also Free Willy'ing out of the surface of the water. No campers were told about this.

A few days later a camper asked me if we were running to the bathroom the other day because of a giant piece of poop and claimed to be the conjurer of it. I was mortified.

DanThePenguin

8/23 I was working at a YoungLife camp in Colorado probably 12 years ago. I think it was the first day right around dinner time and a girl just up and died. Her heart just stopped. She was sitting talking with her friends and fell over. It was incredibly intense and very sad for a lot of people and tons of people were there to witness it.

It's not the most scandalous of camp stories, but it was certainly pretty f*cked up and put a weird vibe on the rest of the week.

OnlyTrueAnecdotes

9/23 We heard rumors about the cabin next to us one week at camp. It was a game called "Monkey" and it involved one of the kids getting naked and putting a sock over his dick. He'd then swing around the room using the bed frames and what not making monkey noises.

To this day I'm not sure what the "game" was...

Tcraw487


10/23 I was an adult leader at a scout camp, and was told to check on a pair of kids who were rumbling around their tent a lot. Well, I knocked on the tent post, and there was no reply, just more rumbling. Well, for all I knew, one kid was strangling the other, so I yelled, asking what they were doing, the rumbling stopped, but there was still no reply, so I untied the tent door.

In front of me was an iPad playing hardcore porn, a pair of ear buds, and two 12 year olds, one nude, and one wearing only a shirt, both with erections, one with semen on his hands, the other with semen glopping off his dick. I instinctively closed the tent flap, but I wasn't sure what to do. I gave them a few minutes, confiscated the iPad, and separated the two. I told the scoutmaster that I did it because they were sharing porn, but I didn't mention the probable handjob.

Duck-You-Sucker


11/23 Had 6 year old campers at a day camp. After swimming, found 2 of them facing each other naked in the locker room. They were standing there, hitting each other's erect penises and making the 'boing boing' sounds.

kulak

12/23 A 5-year-old girl peed the bed next to mine and we couldn't tell for days because it was so humid that we thought it was the mildew on the damp towels. Poor girl slept in her own piss for 2-3 days.

kam1012

13/23 I was a day camp counsellor during the summers in high school. I watched another counsellor eat herself out after smoking by the gully. My 16 year old self couldn't look away.

_tx

14/23 There were these two kids, which we nicknamed Poopoo Picasso and Gandhi. Both were in my friend's cabin, which was year 2 campers, so the kids were just out of 3rd grade. So I guess they were around 8 or 9 years old.

Anyway Poopoo Picasso would smear his shit. He defecate inside of his trunk and left it there for a day before my friend noticed the smell. He wrote on the walls of the bathrooms with his on feces. It was disgusting.

Now Gandhi didn't want to be at summer camp, despite it being a total blast. He would... complain and ask to call home (which he wasn't allowed to do unless it was a rather serious situation). Fine we deal with this sometimes, but what we weren't expecting was for him to go on a hunger strike. That's right, a hunger strike. He just would refuse to eat for several meals. He would break and eat a ton of snacks during our afternoon refreshment period when he thought we wouldn't notice.

What made Gandhi really special is that he learned how to vomit on command. To do so he would drink insane amounts of water. Then when we would ask him to do something he didn't want to do, he would just vomit everywhere. It was nasty, but at the same time typing this out is making me giggle.

Eventually the two kids got over it I think.

Grifachu

15/23 There was this Asian kid named Kevin who went to the bathroom to take a shit, but there was pee on the toilet seat so he started to cry and then took a shit on the floor because he really had to go.

rickysauce36

16/23 I was a camp counsellor years ago and while I don't recall really seeing anything NSFW with the kids, I can tell you almost everything I saw with the counsellors was NSFW. I couldn't walk into a room without seeing people f*cking. In tents, on top of the staff washing machines, in the General Store. Parents, if you send your kids to camp, just remember...literally the only thing those counsellors are thinking about is f*cking each other.

very_cool_stuff

17/23 I worked at a sleep-away Girl Scout camp with all female counsellors and staff where a solid 60% were lesbian. There was a strictly enforced "no more f*cking in the bushes rule," because so many counsellors would go at it anywhere they could find.

listless_leprechaun

18/23 Camp counsellor for a bunch of 12 year olds a couple years back, and Tyson, the horny little f*ck, jerked off every night. We all stayed in big teepees and I'd always here that kid wank away every night, just the subtle sound of movement and then it would gradually die after a few minutes. I don't know if he brought a role of toilet paper for his frequent fap tickets, if he used his sleeping bag as little Tyson cemetery, or if Tyson was shooting blanks, but I could not sleep to the sound of that kid beating away every night.

yungfinnigus

19/23 I was a counsellor at a day camp. We took kids to the zoo. A kid shoved his thumb fully inside a petting zoo goat's butt. I asked him why and he just shrugged looking at me like I'm the idiot.

I felt bad for the goat but it was still standing next to him, so maybe it was into it.

Its-ther-apist

20/23 In high school I was a counsellor at a community outdoor camp where a lot of the kids who attended were there just because their parents needed to put them somewhere. These kids were typically 8-12 years old. We would have to take the kids on hikes around the property where we'd see a bunch of uninteresting animals, hang out by a pond or creek, then head back to the main center where some animal expert would bring in a snake or owl to give the children some excitement each day.

One week we got these two little dudes who hated everything about the camp from the start but they hated each other more than Samuel Jackson hates snakes on a plane. They were constantly finding creative ways to piss each other off throughout the week. On the last day of camp we had just finished a hike and stopped by a creek where everyone could rest and look for frogs or throw mud into the woods.

Behind me I hear one of the two call the other a "bitch", after which I slowly turned around to see what the other one would do. The accused "bitch" had picked up a half cinder block size rock and was bringing over his head so he could smash the back of the accuser's head in with it. Fortunately I was close enough to where I could grab the rock before it came down on the other kid's unsuspecting head.

jamesbmadison

21/23 Camper who spoke no english got a nasty head wound from a nail on the cabin rafters that he facedived into.

irrationalskeptic

22/23 I work at a day camp for kids ages 4-13. I was with a group of about 10 kids, all 8 or 9 years old. One day before pool time one kid walked into the bathroom, got buck-ass naked, then started crying because he had lost his bathing suit. I went in trying to defuse the situation and he bolted. He ran around at top speed screaming and crying, flailing his arms all over the place. Do you know how illegal it looks for a 16 year old boy to chase a nude 8 year old? Well I eventually caught the kid and brought him back to the bathroom. When I asked him what his bathing suit looked like, he pulled a bathing suit out and said "It looks like this... OHHH!"

Motherf*cker had his bathing suit 6 feet from him the entire time.

PKMNtrainerKing

23/23 So at the beginning of summer camp, many children are shy, anxious, nervous etc. Other just flat out don't want to be there. One of those people happens to be The Phantom Shitter.

So first week of camp, one of the counsellors that I work with was doing a bathroom check, just for overall cleanliness of the site. They found that some one was poop painting on the bathroom stalls. Disgusting but not unheard of. Later that week, it happens again. Only this time there is a clear message. Painted in bold shit on the bathroom wall was "I WANT FREDOM". The Phantom Shitter doesn't know how to spell but you get the idea.

The situation develops further the following week. Field Trip. Rather large playground that has a tall slide structure. When I say tall this thing is bigger than a house. At the top of it there is an area where people wait in line to go on these giant slides. As one counsellor goes up to watch his children go down said slides, he finds a glorious turd at the top of the slide. Now the Phantom Shitter would not have gotten away with taking a shit at the top of the slide. WAY to much traffic up there. My theory, they took the shit elsewhere in the park and then WALKED THEIR SHIT UP TO THE TOP TO BE FOUND.

Since then there has been more cave paintings on the bathroom walls but no further turds.

dgl93

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