29 Intelligent Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Seem Smarter Than You Are.

Everybody has been caught in a situation where they couldn't think of anything smart to say. It's even worse when it's someone that you're attracted to.

Don't get caught empty-handed ever again, memorize these twenty-nine intelligent pickup lines.

This article is based on the articles "Smart, Clever And Intelligent Pick Up Lines" and "Clever Pick Up Lines". You can check out more pickup lines from the sources at the end of this article!

1/29. Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti.. Full.

2/29. You know how I feel about you - it's like you're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

3/29. That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

4/29. What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

5/29. If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

6/29. Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you're lookin' right!

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7/29. Hey, you cant spell Calculus without us.

8/29. I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?

9/29. Hi beautiful! I just finished studying a book of numbers. But dont think I have yours.

10/29. I wish I were your tangent, that way I would lie next to your curves.

11/29. Are you the square root of two? Because I feel irrational around you.

12/29. Would you mind leaving? I'm harpaxophobic and I'm afraid you'll take my breath away.

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13/29. Hey do you like whales? Because we can humpback at my place.

14/29. Are you a beaver? Cause dam!

15/29. Hey there, youve got some nice curves, can I derive you home?

16/29. Baby, you are evidence of intelligent design.

17/29. I know you're a Gryffindor, but do you mind if I Slytherin and Huffle your Puff?

18/29. You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

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19/29. Are you related to Yoda? Cause YODALICIOUS!

20/29. Baby, if you were words on a page you'd be what they call FINE print.

21/29. If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, Id see the two of us together.

22/29. Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.

23/29. Hey, did we just share electrons? Because Im feeling a covalent bond between us.

24/29. If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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25/29. How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?

26/29. Are you a nobody? Because nobody's prefect.

27/29. Are you an unemployed CEO? Because you look like you could use some company.

28/29. You look like a 9/10, and I'm the 1 for you.

29/29. You be Dairy Queen and I'll be Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.

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