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33 Horribly Corny Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Hilarious.

Good jokes make you laugh, bad ones make your day!

Below are 33 quick, half baked jokes that are so bad they are actually funny. 

Check'em out mate!




1) Why did the blind man fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

Admiral_Burrito

2) I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

PopeliusJones

3) Someone stole my thesaurus last week. I have NO WORDS for how angry that makes me.

RodeoBob

4) Did you know that everything in the dictionary starts with 'E' and nothing starts with 'N'?

I know mine starts with 'M'.

Unknown

5) Why did the law student walk into the bar?

Because he couldn't pass it.

I-_-II

6) A bird was sleeping in her nest at the top of a pine tree when suddenly she heard a lot of noise and the whole tree started to shake. She looked down and saw there was a very fat and clumsy elephant climbing the tree. The bird said: "Hey! What are doing?!!? Why are you making such racket???" The elephant said: " I just want to climb up there and eat some pears!" The bird said: "There are no pears here you stupid elephant! This is a pine tree!!" The elephant said: "I know! I'm carrying my own pears!"

TheBlackPajama

7) Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees.

Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

Gilgamore

8) What's green and fuzzy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree?

A pool table.

kwcc24

10) Where's 9? 

Seven eight Nine. 

How many times do I have to tell you.

Author

11) What's red and won't fit in any pocket you've seen?

Mars.

Cheeriofun

12) What's yellow and smells like blue paint?

Yellow paint.

Crando

13) Tell someone you have a GREAT knock knock joke, but they have to start it.

"Knock knock"

"who's there?"

Enjoy the awkward silence as they try to figure out what just happened.

nobedthrowaway

14) "Hey, tell me a knock knock joke."

"Knock knock"

"Come in"

Ohm_eye_God

15) "Knock knock."

Who's there?

To.

To Who?

To WHOM.

Caliblair

16) I told this girl I have a car built out of spaghetti.

She thought I'm crazy 

until I drove pasta.

jkwolly

17) What's Mozart up to these days?

Decomposing.

BattyAccountant

18) Do you know why, when geese fly together, one side is longer?

Because that side has more geese.

Storm_Bard

19) Why do geese fly south for the winter?

Because walking takes much longer.

trying_dutchman

20) What does ET stand for?

The national anthem.

TalkToMeAboutYourCat

21) What did the buffalo say when his son went to college?

Bison.

_Kenney_

22) What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven Cs.

Ozocubu

23) A dyslexic man walks into a BRA.

Qwerty_Resident

24) What do you call a fish with no eyes?

"Fsh"

pakett

25) My dog has no nose.

Oh, how does he smell?

Terrible.

Piles_of_Puppies

26) "Knock knock"

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who.

W, H, O.

27) Two fish are in a tank. 

One turns to the other and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

maester_t

28) What are Mario's overalls made of?
DENIM denim DENIM.

AntiparticleCollider

29) How do you make an egg roll?

Just push it.

oliveyoutoo

30) Shout out to all the people who don't know the opposite of in.

HereComesDragonair 

31) How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow his foot prints.

letsgocrzy

32) He digs, then she digs. 

I dig, then they dig.

Not everyone gets it, 

it's some deep poetry.

JackApplebye

33) What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A Rip off. 

BigAndy22265


A little laughter killed no one. Share these jokes with someone you think is taking life too seriously. 


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