33 People Share The Most Unfortunate Name They’ve Ever Come Across.

People on Reddit who regret the name they gave their child or their own name were asked: "What is it and why?" These are some of the best and cringiest answers.



1/33 My sister in law encountered a patient and her name was Diarrhea. They pronounced it "Da-RARE-e-ah" but was spelled like diarrhea... Poor girl.

ialmostwon

2/33 My sister-in-law was planning on naming her son either Jack or Jax. She was leaning toward Jax until I said, "Really? Doesn't that sound like the hardcore '90s version of your son?"

She went really quiet and angry for the rest of the day. Later, I heard someone asked her if they were still going to call him Jax and she grumbled, "No, that sounds like a hardcore '90s version of his name."

takenorinvalid

3/33 We were going to name our daughter Milena, but then I told my OB/GYN father what our decision was for the name. I kid you not, but he said "That is a terrible name. You will regret it. It is very close to the medical term melena, and that means bloody tarry stools. You don't want me to link her name with poop for her whole life, do you?"

So needless to say, Milena was out.

Cidernica

4/33 My name is Baldeep. I'm Indian, Punjabi to be specific. It's pronounced with the 'a' being silent, but you can just imagine the endless possibilities of nicknames.

FreeAaloo

5/33 My friend's name is Zultan. Zultan is unemployed.

puthatinyourjuicebox

6/33 If was a boy, my mother was going to name me Randall Michael until the delivery room when she stopped pushing to proudly exclaim that if I was a boy, she was going to name me Randall Andrew. That way she could call me Randy Andy. Even the doctor was happy I was a girl.

tattooedkitty


7/33 Trying to talk a friend out of Skylar'h. The 'h is completely ridiculous.

mcmanders

8/33 When I was young there was a older gentleman at our church named Harold. He had a sweetheart of a wife named Olive. Unfortunately their last name was Bonar. So imagine being a young man in church and trying to pay attention and be good. Then the Preacher announcing that Harry Bonar will lead us in prayer. To this day I don't know why he went by Harry and WTF this parents were thinking.

HDTech9791

9/33 One of my friends is having a baby girl soon, and I [kid] you not, they're naming her Daenerys.

dcandap

10/33 I just heard of a friend of a friend who named their daughter Aero. Their last name is Smith...

rhapsodyknit

11/33 I work in labor and delivery, a teen mom came and named her baby girl Felony. Good luck in the job market kid.

WiscoCheeses


12/33 Six years ago SO & I chose Elsa for our daughter's name. It was unusual and most people misheard us and thought she was Ella, an ubiquitous name itself.

Imagine our horror upon learning there was a new Disney movie/princess with her name. I loathe Disney and princesses. How dare they co-opt my daughter's name?

Though now she says she likes her name because she's 'famous.'

Lowkeyprof

13/33 I [kid] you not my brother in law's uncle's name was Dick Hare.

Whiteybulger617

14/33 My parents named me Pony Holy. Pony. F*cking. Holy. Do you KNOW how f*cked my childhood was?! REALLY f*cked.

Their rationale was: "Oh, you were born in the year of the horse, and we wanted you to be a horse of faith and Catholicism." Guess what mum and f*cking dad; Ponies are NOT baby horses. And I've had many sex and I'm not even married!!

And yes I have changed my name.

lifesnotperfect

15/33 I once knew a guy in high school whose last name was Sweat... and the poor [guy']s parents made his first name Richard... That's right... Dick Sweat.

HeroShitInc

16/33 My first-born is Aiden. In my defense, at the time of his birth I didn't know anyone in real life with the same name, or anyone planning to name their child that. And then, BAM! They all come out of the woodwork. If not Aiden its Brayden, or Jayden, or Hayden, or any other silly consonant stuffed in front of -ayden. They're everywhere! There is no escape!

I love his name for him, as he is a very sweet and gentle little boy that looks every bit like the Aiden I picture upon hearing the name, but I certainly wouldn't pick it again. I may or may not have based it off the creepy kid in The Ring, too, which again fits him perfectly because he has the same gorgeous round, sad eyes. If I could name him something else (something I've honestly considered from time to time) I would probably pick Andrew. I've never met an Andrew I didn't like, and all the ones I know are successful and well adjusted.

57gcge

17/33 My... initials are STD. No joke. My sex life never had a chance.

liberfalxifer

18/33 I have an acquaintance who has two kids from a previous marriage. Her ex-husband's name is Shaun, and he really wanted to have a boy to carry his name. The first baby arrived: a girl. He was disappointed but the two of them agreed to name her Shauna.

A couple months pass- uh oh, surprise pregnancy! Fast forward 9 months and they are in the hospital. The baby arrives, but this time it's a boy. Shaun is crying tears of joy. They had not chosen a name yet. The mom is lethargic and totally out of it from just inducing labor and left the naming responsibility to the father.

She still refuses to call her son Shaun.

War-Cry


19/33 My parents wanted to name me "Barengaria" pronounced Bear-in-gare-ia. Kinda of like Bear in Diarrhea. They claimed it was a beautiful queens name....Thank God they went their second choice.

BigFeet5

20/33 A friend of mine got preggers right after high school. She named her little girl "Vegas Star". Now if that isn't begging for your child to become a stripper or porn star then I just don't know what is.

ploydgrimes

21/33 My parents were trying to pick out a name when I was a baby. My dad being a farmer, I guess his mind was more agriculturally biased. When my mom was 3 months pregnant they came up with the name Justin Case (first/middle). They thought nothing of it because they were thinking of Justin, a boot company, and Case, an agriculture equipment company, now known as Case International Harvester. That lasted for a good month or so before they realized they named their kid just in case.

license2mill

22/33 My high school sweetheart named her kid Otis. I asked if she had given birth to a 70 year old blues singer.

HopalikaX

23/33 I went to high school with a girl whose parents defended her name whenever questions of it came up. She didn't mind the name either though. She was April May June, but we called her Spring.

ronearc


24/33 My rents named me Andrew but it was recorded as Adnrew. Apparently my mother noticed soon after but didn't actually care. She then lost my birth certificate so I never knew; found out when I got it replaced trying to get my license. I had to file court papers and everything to get it changed, and she thought the whole thing was hilarious. So no, my parents didn't regret anything.

DrewBot13

25/33 My actual first name is Jif. People think I'm from New Zealand and I'm saying "Jeff". Thanks Mom and Dad.

Jifman

26/33 My ex and I had a great marriage - until it fell apart 14 years in.. Up to that point the worst thing we ever fought about was baby names and paint colors.

She wanted our first to be Zebulon Zachariah. Not even kidding. We fought and fought about it. She was dead serious and I was completely baffled as to how she thought that was a good idea. I finally talked her into a more sane first name and conceded Zachary as a middle name.

Second child she wanted Dartanion. "Little Dart!" She would say. Oh hell no. We fought over this one while she was in labor ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL. She wasn't giving up. I won that one too with something not common, but sane at least.

Third child she was back on the Dartanion train. Fought for 9 solid months. Thank god that one was a girl.

Boardsurfer

27/33 My surname begins with a "W". My brother had a daughter and named her Jennifer Elizabeth (pretty vanilla, huh?) They got a sh*t ton of blankets and cups with JEW embroidered, engraved on each piece. We aren't Jewish.

bubblenugget

28/33 My mom wanted to name me Stuffin. What the f*ck is a Stuffin.

jakichan77


29/33 My ex-wife's brother named his daughter Khaleesi... So, I'm gonna go ahead and say "yes" on his behalf...

Gustavius040210

30/33 I work in a social services agency that deals with children. The names I have seen are quite amazing. Along with random variations of names and brands of alcohol, you get some interesting biblical ones too, like the three kids in one family named Meshach, Shadrach and Abednego. That one that I cringed at the most though was this poor little girl named Erotica. They are not even giving her a chance.

sdathos

31/33 Twelve years ago we had twin boys. We knew one would be Thomas after my wife's uncle but struggled to name the second. For about 28 hours he was Baby B. Then we finally settled on Jeremiah. Two days later we introduced them to our pastor and he said "Oh cute Tom and Jerry" I looked at my wife and we were both thinking "Oh we did not just do that." But we left it.

[deleted]

32/33 My parents are hippies that grew up in the 70's. Thankfully I got away with a reasonable name, Jem (I've seen Jem and the Holograms). My two younger brothers are named Conan and Torald. Our parents have never expressed regret over any of our names though.

altruisticnarcissist

33/33 I wanted something simple, strong and easy to remember.Robert Smith. Straight to the point. When the nurse, or whoever she was, came to my bed in the hospital to record the name that's what I told her.

She asked what the middle name was, I told her, "No middle name." A couple of weeks later when the record of birth arrived it read: "Robert No-Middle-Name Smith."

F*cking humans. How do we even survive?

illuseathrowaway2day

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