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People Share Their Best "Break-Up Lines" To Ditch A Date

Ever wish you had a quick and easy way to get out of a bad date (or relationship) quickly? Reddit is more than happy to help.


User u/alishba00 asked:

"If people used 'break-up lines' instead of 'pick-up lines', what would some of the best once [sic] be?"

Like pick-up lines, these may be hilarious but actually trying them is probably not the best idea.

The Tunnel Of... Heartbreak?

Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Cuz we're breaking up.

thomas_the_plane00

So Catchy

An ex of mine in middle school (so young, so naive) called me and said "snap crackle pop b*tch you just got dropped" and then hung up, does that count?

Awkward_Dachsund

"snap crackle pop b*tch you just got dropped"

Cereal relationship killer.

CatOfGrey

Found The Bard

"I think we need to become better strangers."

Breaking up Shakespearean style.

RedWestern

No Longer Flying High

"Hey baby, is your name Delta? Because I've spent the last forty-five minutes waiting for you to take off."

captainmagictrousers

So Many Possibilities

"I don't know what I'd do without you, but starting tomorrow I'm going to give it a try."

Bob_Loblaw007

Surprise!

Are you a dollar bill? Cuz you're single.

Ssquared6493

As Long As It Wasn't The Water Level

"Hey babe I think is time we take our relationship to the previous level."

DoJu318

Brutal Honesty

It's not you - it's me. I don't like you anymore.

Arch27

Fetch The Holy Water

Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.

UrbanDeadThrowaway2

Oof

Are you α New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks.

TheDerpyDisaster

Our parents can really be difficult sometimes. But sometimes they cross the line from difficult into "bad person."

Now we have to understand our parents are human, and they're flawed, blah blah blah. But there are times that they really only put themselves first, and those times can really be damaging to our psyches as children.

It's okay to have weird feelings about your parents. They have to earn your respect, just like any other human on earth.

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The End of Times Is Real....

It's always in the back of our mind, or maybe the forefront. You know you've watched "Deep Impact and Armageddon" and thought.... that crap could happen, and of course we cast ourselves as Bruce Willis or Ben Affleck or Morgan Freeman. We're always left with the thought of how possible is an Apocalypse. Especially in this day and age of climate change and pollution. Every second feels like we're just another step closer.

Redditor u/Aeiexgjhyoun_III wanted to everyone to ponder the possibility of the end of times by asking.... What's an actual, scientifically valid way an apocalypse could happen?

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Dating can be pretty hit or miss.

But sometimes you end up on a date with someone who really surprises you. When Redditor lakecake78 asked the online community "What's the cutest date you've ever been on?" the answers were as heartwarming as you might have anticipated.

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No body is alone in this.

These hit home for a lot of people. Unfortunately, the way we feel about our body affects how we interact with others. With too much focus on the physical in society, intimacy can be a challenge. Especially when we feel like we are always hiding a part of ourselves, literally.

The good news is as isolated as we might feel sometimes, no one is alone in our imperfections. We often exaggerate these 'secrets' in our minds and blow them way out of proportion. It turns out that most of the time, these embarrassing secrets don't matter to the people who care about you, and if they do, then these people shouldn't matter.

Redditor u/HalloumiBus asks:

What's the embarrassing secret about your body?

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