Brandon began his writing career in a hospital bed in July, 2017. His mission through Knowable is to give readers a break from our wacky timeline by sharing hilarious and insightful Reddit stories. Brandon is also a writer for Second Nexus and The Hill Reporter and a contributing editor for Chosen Magazine. A total politics junkie, he ruins everyone's newsfeed on a daily basis. Brandon holds a Bachelor of Music from Indiana University. He has three cats.
Penguins, everyone's favorite flightless bird. They thrive in the barren tundra of the poles, yet they'd make really great pets. Sadly, their habitat is being decimated by climate change. They're too cute to not want to save.
Sickzaur asked animal lovers of Reddit: What's your favourite thing about penguins?
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