If you are a seasoned dater then you probably have a few Exes, and some might not be so nice. People share their worst exes and what made them so memorable.
What's your ex from hell story?
Not the brightest manGiphy
My ex bought a new phone and lost all his numbers. Asked me to text him so he can save my number again. As him and I drive home I text him "hey sexy, what's up?" and he responds "hey can't talk right now. I'll text you back in 5."
I figure he's f****** with me and forget about it. As soon as we get home he goes to the bathroom. A moment later my phone lights up:
Ex: "so hey. What's up?" Me: "uhm... not much, you?" Ex: "super horny. Wanna meet up tonight?" Me: "why not right now? Horny too." Ex: "ok will try to make it ASAP. Cool?" Me: "yeah"
A moment later he comes out of the bathroom for the following conversation:
Ex: "I'm actually just gonna head home I think. Don't feel too good. Is that ok?"
Me: "uhm ok..."
Ex: "oh but can you text me real quick so I have your number?"
I send him a text while we stand in the same room: "Hi."
I forgot what exactly happened afterwards but I vaguely remember removing him forcefully from my apartment...
A real keeper, that one.
The dangerous ExGiphy
My ex just got out on bail for running over and beating a girl with a crowbar because she thought she was sleeping with her man. The girl she beat is now in a vegetative state. Thank god I got out of that one early.
When she just wanted moneyGiphy
After we broke up she called to tell me she was pregnant and needed $600 for an abortion. I did the math and it was impossible I was the father. I told her I wanted to keep the baby and that I'd be happy to take it and she could even terminate her parental rights and not have to pay child support. I would be a single dad. A week later she "miscarried".
The jealous type?Giphy
So jealous and controlling he sent me hundreds of text messages calling me a slut and c**..t one night. When I blocked him, he sent screenshots to my old phone too of the same messages.
Why you ask?
Because I offered an elderly disabled man my seat on the train. A man of about 70, on crutches, who could barely stand. And apparently this made it was clear I wanted him, and that made me a slut.
Hopefully he's now getting the help he needs. Psycho.
When she makes you run a triathlonGiphy
She asked me to do a triathlon her brother was doing and she was going to watch his son. I have never done one before but she told me she really thought it would be good for me and would be proud of me if i did it. So I did. It was a whole weekend camping trip. It rained the whole time.... we got there on Friday, I unpacked set up, cooked, cleaned and did everything the whole trip. Her brother apparently forgot to register so it was just me doing the triathlon then, which was on Sunday. Woke up at 5am, jumped in the coldest water I have ever been in to start but finished it (it was a mini triathlon so like swim half a mile, 13 mile bike ride and a 5k run but still that's a lot for me). Anyway, ended went back to camp. She made me pack everything up, then told me if I could put the tent in the original cardboard box it was in, not just the bag it was in. When I said she was welcome to do it herself she told me her ex had no issue doing it (mind you I'm exhausted from you know the god damn triathlon and she just watched me pack up everything alone). I put it in the box but ripped it halfway down. Didn't give a shit. Drove the 3 hours home and she broke up with me on the car ride home because "she just didn't see any potential in me anymore". So yea good times.
The abusive leechGiphy
My ex was jobless and lost his apartment so I let him stay with me temporarily to help him get back on his feet. I was a full time student, full time intern, and I was working part time as well. Turns out, he got a job, spent all his free time drinking his paycheck away, and I found cocaine in my apartment. I confronted him, and he finally showed d his true colors and became physically abusive (in retrospect, there were plenty of signs and he was pretty psychologically abusive before that). I was scared of what he would do, and I had pets also, so I decided to take him on a trip to his hometown. I woke up at 5am, snuck out of the hotel, room his key to my apartment, and left. That day, I moved all of his stuff into a storage unit and blocked his number. I heard from one of his ex coworkers that he ended up being arrested a couple months later for a couple felonies (fraud and identity theft.) haven't heard from that asshole since and am in the healthiest relationship of my life thank god.
When you damaged her carGiphy
she ran me over with her car and then tried to press charges on me for damaging her vehicle.
Literally just happened an hour ago. My boyfriend says he's going to get a pizza, comes home four hours later and tells me he slept with another woman. I've been helping his raise his son and have gotten very close to his family. My parents died when I was young and this is he first family I've had. and now I'm losing who I thought I would marry, his family, and have to move out. He never had the normal red flags. Devil in sheep's clothing.
Not an animal loverGiphy
She tried to kill my dogs recently.
Cops refused to do anything since she didnt try anything against MY life.
They changed their tune when i informed them if I saw her within 2 miles of my house again i would shoot her.
I now have a temp restraining order that lasts for the next 30 days until a judge signs on a new one.
If you really love someone, there are certain things that should not be brought up outside of your relationship, especially a small manhood. This guys girlfriend tells her friends and he is beside himself.
Some people are just rotten, and that's no exception for this man who is putting his family through h***. He is pulling all the sleazy stops and no one can believe it!