Creative People Imagine What The Walkie Talkie Inventor Might Name Other Things
Doesn't scream 5 Star but ok.
Forks would be Stabby Grabbies!
Sounds rather Presidential at this moment!
Cruise missile: zoomie boomie.
For XBOX of Super Nintendo?
Call of Duty Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty III
You can never go wrong with the classics!
Woah... It just occurred to me. Someone already thought of this:
Underwear - tighty whities.
As long as I'm still breathing call it what you want!
Defibrillator: The Hearty Starty
Would about the other sizes and foods?
Spoons would be soupy scoopies.
And the toaster?
Microwaves - heatie eaties.
What's the interest on that deposit?
Places where you donate sperm would be wankie-bankies.
Much more dignified!
A fart would be a booty tooty.
Doesn't make them any less uncomfortable.
Thongs: peekie cheekies
Pregnancy test: Maybe baby.
That's Looney Toonie!
Rabbits: Jumpy Thumpies
As long as they're not holey!
Socks are feetie heaties.
I see you. ALL of you.
They would've named x-ray specs "eyesie spysies".
That could take the pressure off of first dates.
Icebreaker activities would be meetie greeties.
What about with orange juice?
Screwdrivers: Rightie Tighties
Ride in style!
Limos are roomy vroomies.
Elmer's, Super or stick?
_Glue would be 'Stickie-Quickie'. _
The New Lassie. Just need a Timmy!
Wet dog: soggy doggy.
Any thoughts on the OBGYN?
Pregnancy: Swellie belly.
Somebody's created a whole new language.
Candy: Sweety treatie
Food: Yummy tummy
Dance: Boogie oogie
Tire swing: Ringie swingie
Chopsticks: Sticky picky
Speakers: Soundy roundies
Diploma: Classie passie
Glue: Thicky sticky
His girlfriend: Honey bunny
Computers: Starey squaries
Christmas tree: Shiny spiny
Subway footlong: Eaty feety
"It wasn't me!"
There's not much you can do when the righteous fist of the law comes down on you. Call it a mix-up, or call it a mistake, if someone's pegged you at the scene of a crime there's not much you can do but trust the justice system to prove you innocent. However, that's a gamble, and just because you've been given a "not guilty" doesn't mean the effects won't follow you for the rest of your life.
Reddit user, u/danbrownskin, wanted to hear about the times when it wasn't you, seriously, it was someone else, when they asked: