'My Crush Shot Me' And Other Dreams People Couldn't Shake
Dreams can play out like reflections of our reality. Sometimes, they're bringing out deep desires in our subconscious. Other times they play out the most outlandish connections and images we can see. So, when our dreams lead us down a dark and bizarre path we never really get over, it's important to analyze it. You need to see what it's trying to tell you.
Reddit user, u/MossCoss, wanted to hear about the peskiest sleep thoughts when they asked:
I Think It's Safe To Say This Dream Relationship Is Over
I was at a party and my crush appeared out of nowhere and said "Time to change" then shot me in the head.
Creepiest dream ever.
He Probably Stole The ShowGiphy
I went to go see Obama do stand up in Germany with my grandma
We'd Probably All See That Movie
I went with a wizard to Las Vegas and he helped me make a bunch of money. The end.
That's basically the plot of The Hobbit except instead of Las Vegas it's The Lonely Mountain
Replaying Whole Days Are The Worst
I had a dream that I did a whole day at work. Ran through all the details, all the meetings.
Then i woke up and had the do the whole day over.
It was a weird dream but only weird when I had to relive it.
This One's Pretty Easy To Understand
Opened my eyes in a green meadow to a double-barrel shotgun pointed at my forehead point blank and then it shot and I woke up. 2-second dream.
Married a donkey in a bouncy-house maze; flashed forward 5 years to our new house in a Denver suburb fighting over financial problems that lead to me being divorced by the donkey. That was a weird one.
Your dreams telling you not to marry an a**
Sequels Are Never As Good, Are They?
Was walking through a pier when all of a sudden a T-Rex appeared killing people. Managed to survive but it stepped on my mom and I carried her to a bench and cried for her. Woke up crying and realised it was just a dream.
Someone's been watching too much Jurassic Park II
What A Terrible Space Program
Most memorable was I was an astronaut, in full gear, piloting a giant (as big as the moon) flip-flop made of welded metal, while maniacally cackling as I crashed it into the earth.
Asking The Real QuestionsGiphy
A man gave birth to an ostrich and then me and the nurses went out for donuts.
I have an important question, was the ostrich live or in an egg?
A more important question is what kind of donuts were they?
Getting Ready For A BBQ
Last night I had a wheelbarrow full of cooked sausages, and I kept spilling them
Coma > Dream
I was in a 4 day coma when I was 16. The dreams felt like they lasted years. So vividly real too. Indistinguishable from real life.
I spent a few months living on a jungle island split 50/50 down the middle. Half was normal but the other half was colored like a Dr. Suess book. Objects looked normal, but so vibrantly colored. There's a tiger there trying to kill me, sometimes it's a lion. After a few months of survival I get picked up by passing rum runners.
I relive those dreams every time I sleep.
Winner! And, Gross.
I had a sex dream with Jeff Bezos.
I wasn't having sex with m him, he was just in the room making eye contact with me the whole time, sitting on his stacks of billions.
Fame always come with a price!
Fame is a tricky, tricky mistress. It can be intoxicating and make you crave it; until it ruins you or until it does you right. And thanks to cable television and the internet anyone can be famous for literally anything and nothing all at once. Who knew being a "Meme" could garner you a fan club? What does one do with that sort of fame.
Redditor u/AnswersOddQuestions wanted to hear from those who are part of Meme fame by asking.... People who have had their pictures end up as memes. How has it affected your life?
I wanna be Memed!