Goodwill Workers Share The Weirdest Things People Have Donated
Whether it's Goodwill, the Salvation Army, or just a local mom & pop thrift store, shops that run off of donations can be some of the greatest treasure troves you're ever going to find. The things people donate can sometimes be downright amazing - like valuable pieces of art. They can sometimes also be "downright amazing" - like the time I found a whole bin of expired edible underwear at my local thrift.
In all fairness, that place is called Oddballs and absolutely lives up to its name.
One Reddit user asked:
Goodwill workers of Reddit, what are some of the weirdest/ most interesting things people have donated?
So I figure there can't be much there to top a bin of expired edible underbritches... I was wrong. I was so wonderfully wrong. Check out some of these responses! Of course some have had to be edited for clarity or language.
One time a guy came to the donation center and asked me, "do you guys take magazines?" I told him, "generally no, unless they're old enough to potentially be collectable." He said "why don't you take a look at them and let me know what you think?" So I open up the first box, and right on top is a Time Magazine with a picture of the Moon landing, dated July of 1969. So of course I tell the guy "yeah ok, we can take these." He had two boxes of them, and most of them were pretty big stories, though I can't remember any others he had off the top of my head.
A Blazer Vest with a LIVE BAT comfortably nestled inside it, cute little guy.
Never got pictures, was before the age of smartphones I'm afraid. Got the thickest pair of gloves to carefully grab him and release him outside.
I used to work at Value Village and one day somebody brought in an entire truck load of machines used in a convenience store. Those hot dog rollers, slurpee machine, warming cases and surprisingly that ended up selling them.
A Whole Moving TruckGiphy
This was 7 years ago now. Had a lady in her late thirties donate everything in her house. A whole moving truck full. I didn't notice anything odd until it was almost empty. She was acting nostalgic, yet semi flippant about giving it all away. At the end she asked if she could pray for me and the co-worker that helped unload the truck. After she drove away I had a sinking feeling about this lady.
I told my boss that nothing about this lady seemed right. We ended up racing through some of the boxes to look for info, found a bunch of journals and things from therapists over the years. Turns out she'd been living with mental illness for most of her life, and was giving us all her stuff so she could go home and end her life.
I asked my boss to call the police, and an officer apparently contacted her sister. They prevented her from committing suicide that day. I'm unsure if she's still alive today, but I hope she wasn't mad at me for trying to help. :/
Moldy Bean Water
Old porn DVD's donated with a crock pot full of moldy bean water.
Serial Bombing Target
During the Austin, TX serial bombings earlier this year, someone donated an artillery simulation device that ended up going off while being sorted and led to minor injuries to an employee and mass hysteria that the bomber had started to target donation drop offs.
Bad weird donation. Worse timing.
A glass jar labeled "fart june. 1975"
The Mystery Knitter
The mystery knitter. So every so often, at various times of various days, a bag would appear. A nondescript white bag, full, with white tissue paper on top. In the bag would be beautiful knitted baby wear - cardigans, hats, bootees, all different sizes and colors. All hand knitted, with the same talcum powder scent. We'd try to stake the front of shop out to find out who but we never did. I still go in for a chat and a rummage and the Mystery Knitter is still at it. We like to think of some wee old lady lurking around until the coast is clear then finagling the bag into the shop and leaving the scene unnoticed.
Goodwill was my first job. My first day of working there, I opened a box and saw some yarn. It looked suspicious, so I poked it and a bunch of pinkies (baby mice) crawled out.
That was a pretty good indicator of what the next year of my employment was going to be like. The only thing I really learned was that people take "donation" to mean "free trash dump."
The Ghost Of GregoryGiphy
I was a lead at a goodwill until about summer last year but man, the stuff we would see. Enjoy!
"Oh my god my time to shine.
- "Peter Meter" -a really tall- "shot glass," to measure wang size with
- Fully loaded guns
- meth, at least three times
and my personal favorite, our poor dead guy Gregory. He's a box of ashes that we have to keep in the cash room, because we have to wait for Loss Control (or whoever) to pick him up. He's been with us for over a year now, because no one from Corporate ever takes him, and myself and quite a few coworkers are very fond of him. Any time we get a new cashier, we make sure to introduce them to Greg, and any time something weird happens, well, it was probably Gregory's ghost.
My friend had a summer job at a Goodwill in Sacramento. Someone ended up literally donating a greasy McDonald's french fry wrapper. He was told to put it in the toys section. It was sold for 49 cents.
D*ck In A BookGiphy
One of the weirder things I have found was a hard cover cardboard children's book with a hole directly in the middle. Each page of the book had a unique background (e.g. a hot dog bun) and presumably the reader was supposed to stick their d*ck through the hole to see it in front of a specific background. Goes without saying that I made sure I had gloves on before I threw that one out.
Goodwill As Pest Control
I'm not a worker but one time when i was really little my parents were cleaning out the attic and they found a rat so they panicked and trapped it in a suitcase. They didn't know what to do with the suitcase then so they donated it.
That Seems... Dangerous
When I worked there we got a pink d*ldo with a tazer on the other end.
Poor Little Trash PandaGiphy
It was my second week working in processing housewares. I opened a black trash bag to find a half stuffed raccoon.... it was like someone began the taxidermy process but didn't finish. Poor lil trash panda.
The Sword And The Hammock
Somebody donated a hammock. It came in a bag, along with a metal frame so you wouldn't need trees to set up this hammock. One of my co-workers quickly looked through it before throwing a price tag on it and taking it out to the sales floor. A little while later, one of my supervisors comes into the back room, and yells "who priced this hammock?!" as she holds it up. One of my co-workers hesitantly takes credit for it. Without saying a word, the supervisor proceeds to open up the bag and pull something out of it. It turns out a customer had been looking through the hammock to make sure all the pieces of the frame was there, and they found a sword (in a sheath) mixed in with the legs. So the customer found a supervisor to mention it to. Obviously we don't want swords out on the sales floor like that, so the supervisor was quite angry about that one.
ALL Of The Lube
I worked at a Goodwill in small Louisiana town while in college. I still remember the weirdest things we ever got, cause they all came in one big box. The box was filled with unopened, unexpired boxes of condoms (lifestyles), bottles of lube, and penis straw toppers. We threw out the penis straw toppers but my manager insisted that we sell the condoms and lube. The local Pentecostal women that came through weekly bought ALL of the lube. Nobody ever bought the condoms.
Always Check Inside Coolers
Pig sperm. It was shoved into multiple coolers when it was donated (donation attendant didn't check inside). We ended up throwing them away to only get a call from the owner saying it was worth over $5000. I will never forget the smell when I had to pull them out after it had been sitting in a dumpster all day.
Shirt Says What?
Not a worker, but I found the strangest shirt at Goodwill 6 years ago.The shirt read:
"ANONSW YOU THE WAY I DO ITS BEYRTLON I BEST TO SOON BT RSSTCHO WSAR ARTRSE OT WASH LOVE LEFTORIGHT LOVE OT LRKE A WOIC IMORE SESTF TURNIG BOUD"
I've shown this to a multitude of people, all of whom couldn't figure out. I also regret not buying it as it was so strange.
"It wasn't me!"
There's not much you can do when the righteous fist of the law comes down on you. Call it a mix-up, or call it a mistake, if someone's pegged you at the scene of a crime there's not much you can do but trust the justice system to prove you innocent. However, that's a gamble, and just because you've been given a "not guilty" doesn't mean the effects won't follow you for the rest of your life.
Reddit user, u/danbrownskin, wanted to hear about the times when it wasn't you, seriously, it was someone else, when they asked: