People Share Their "I Don't Get Paid Enough For This" Moments At Work

Someone managing to find a job that they love doing everyday that also pays well seems like an impossible dream these days. Even if you do find a good job, there are still going to be some days that make you seriously question your decision to work there.

Redditor DaleWardark asked:

"What was your 'I don't get paid enough for this' moment?"

As someone who quite recently left a minimum wage retail position, my favorite response was from rubberrobbyy: "Every day at work". But the specific situations that people found themselves facing at work ranged from irritating to downright terrifying.


Back in HS I worked at the local movie theater. One fateful Friday evening a coworker and some friends had been drinking, and decided to see a movie. At least one of them vomited in the theater, on seats and the floor.

My Manager (who already had a hate on for me because I was overweight and he assumed that means lazy) told me to clean it up before the next show. When I said that I needed rubber gloves he said to just use paper towels. I said that it's a biohazard and I needed gloves. Again he said no, so I walked away, clocked out and left.


Fine, But You're Cleaning It Up

As a teenager, I was babysitting for less than minimum wage for a spoiled bratty kid. She was sick or something, and projectile vomited twice. One time was on her book case, as we were picking a story for me to read her. That was hard to clean up.

I was so relieved when the dad came home, because I was not getting paid enough for this, and could not wait to get home. He didn't want me to go home, however. He wanted to get some work done from home, and wanted me to keep watching her. I wanted to get paid and leave. He insisted that I stay and keep watching her. Since he wasn't going to pay me if I left then, and I really didn't want to lose money on that hellish night I finally firmly said, "Fine! I'll stay another two hours. But if she pukes again, you're cleaning it up!"

He looked aghast, he asked me to repeat myself. I did, but gave him 90 minutes. It still was one of my worst jobs. I'm glad they never asked me back. I would not have gone.


The Joy's Of Writing

I have to do half my work free of charge in order to prove myself for a contract, so I'd say that's not getting paid enough ... Especially when prospective clients decide to give me notes on that free work before hiring me.


Back And Forth

I was a UI Developer intern. My coworkers couldn't agree on a UI design for me to build, so I wrote the code for both and would comment out the code for one guy's design until he would look at the product, then I would uncomment the code for his design and comment out the code for the other guy's design until he would come and look at the product. It was kind of an infinite loop for a while.



That time I was a secretary in one of the departmental offices at my university, and my boss sent me out to find housing for an incoming visiting grad student. Can't hardly find housing for myself.


An OSHA Nightmare

They wanted something painted on a crane, 60 ft in the air. To get to it involved putting a ladder against the trolley, going across the top of the trolley and dropping off the other side. Nope, nope, nope,. I figured I could probably get to it but had no idea how I would get back.


There Is Not Enough Money In The World

"You will have to support Internet Explorer", oh no, not for that amount of money!


Bring Your Own

When my boss told me that we all chip in to buy milk and tea at work. We're minimum wage employees, no other bosses I know of makes their employees pay for milk


Those Are Some Waves

25 meter seas in the North Atlantic ocean. It was cool for an hour, then 2 days of wishing I had chose another career...

Deckhand on a ship in the oil industry. I still do it 12 years later and have not experienced more than 18 meter seas since. Seeing the world keeps me at it


It's Not That Hard, Is It? 

My team of grown ass humans suddenly forgot how to send email.


I recently spent 40 minutes on the phone with my boss, trying to guide him through attaching a file and sending an email. On my day off while i had company over. Kinda had to though since he was trying to send in my hours



I work in childcare at a big-a** megachurch. Every Wednesday I show up at 630 am and just work my butt off getting ready(we have a women's bible study then youth group, then a men's). I generally work 11 hours a week, all in one shift (I'm 15 so I mean). Anyway, three weeks ago the main pastor comes in afterwards and just loads like, three hours of f**king maintenance work on me. I'm a mandated reporter, I did tons of paperwork to get the eligibility for this job. I just said "nope." Then I was escorted off the premises.


Nobody Ever Organizes

Standing in the -18 freezer trying to find lost samples while my extremities slowly go numb trying to find one tiny sample among the thousands and thousands of frozen samples. Wouldn't mind as much if someone had actually labelled the boxes properly and put them in the right order.


How About No

Hey, you're early, great! This lady was about to throw up and didn't make it to the toilet could you clean it up? And then clean the mop...

Hey, I don't like the ribbon colour on those 50+ gifts you wrapped yesterday, could you cut off all the ribbons and throw them away, then wrap the gifts with this new ribbon?


Not Part Of The Job Description

Story time: Worked loss prevention at a big brand store a few months ago (minimum wage). They consistently f**ked me over on the hours. The one day of the week I couldn't work the night shift due to a class, you bet your ass they assigned me there every other week.

One night, near closing time, a roughed up dude who's clearly homeless and tripping balls comes in to the tools department, takes a toolset, looks left and right, then proceeds to shove it down his pants (front). "Supervisor" (he had his LP cert, I was still working on mine) radio'd in to tell me to either detain or slow him down while he can get there to apprehend. He knows I can't legally detain him. Regardless, I basically play tag with this dude back and forth between the aisles. All of the sudden I see the dude pull a syringe out of his crotch and full on charge at me to try and stab me. Needless to say, I noped out and let him go. A minute later, out of breath supervisor arrives and immediately starts going off on me for letting him go "so easily". I handed him the radio, the identifying piece of uniform, flipped him off and left.

Never went back, never answered any of the HR calls. Two weeks later I started my current job in the financial sector for nearly double the salary, and haven't looked back.


A Little More Than You Bargained For

25 meter seas in the North Atlantic ocean. It was cool for an hour, then 2 days of wishing I had chose another career...

Deckhand on a ship in the oil industry. I still do it 12 years later and have not experienced more than 18 meter seas since. Seeing the world keeps me at it.


Just Ignore Him

Listening to one of my idiot supervisors tell me how I have more than enough time to do my job and extra sh*t. He literally knows nothing about my department. Hell they don't pay me enough to speak to him. So I won't.


"Staff Only" Isn't A Suggestion

I work at a small health cafe and one morning a group of teenage white girls on some kind of school trip came in and basically ordered the whole menu. We're more of a "come in and quietly enjoy yourself" place but they stayed in for about an hour and made a ton of noise gossiping and putting their food on IG. Kicked the lot of them out when one of them came into the kitchen to get a selfie.


There's Only So Much You Can Tolerate

2008 and the economy was in free fall and I need to pay the rent. I took a job within my field that pays 1/3 my previous job. I had to. The job was something I am uniquely qualified for, but the boss treated me like the interns and students he usually had. He systematically wore me down, like all his other employees with insults and forcing the work to be redone over ridiculous reasons. At 5 months I walked because he was berating me and I was gripping my chair so I wouldn't punch him in the throat.

If I had attacked him, I wouldn't have been the first.


Sometimes It's Worth It Anyway

~10 an hour, working as a Registrar for an ER. One of my first ever shifts on my own. Sh*t is going down, it's an unexpectedly busy evening. I'm the only employee in the ER that handles admitting record transfers to other floors, and we've got a lot of them.

I've got consent forms plastered over my part of the counter, as well as the place where my partner usually works. A nurse helping with a patient that had to go to the floor before I could transfer him has already yelled at me as she wheeled him by my station. I know his room, and I've gotta find time to get his consents signed later. There's someone waiting for an after-hours eye surgery registration, which I have to do in the other office next to the ER, and it's very time sensitive. I'm alone because I'm cross-trained for both departments.

At some point, I put my hands down on my counter, took a deep breath, and decided enough was enough. I was ready to walk out right then and there. Medical staff won't stop doing their job because the record transfers and registrations are wonky.

But, if I go, there's no-one else doing my job. They don't pay me enough for this, but I'm needed at this point.

I survived the night without too many mistakes, had many more where I was on point with the chaos, and I'm now in a grad degree to work in Healthcare Admin, because as crazy as healthcare gets, you never go home asking if your day mattered.


Grad Students Deserve More

So I'm a chemistry PhD student, and at this point I'm doing full time research (most science headlines you read are actually based on the work of grad students) and my field utilizes a lot of chemical that explode on contact with trace air or moisture.

Notable among these compounds is tert-butyl lithium, commonly called t-BuLi. It's feared for it's exceptional reactivity. Squirt a couple drops of this stuff out of a syringe and you have a flamethrower. I'm not exaggerating. this is serious sh*t that people die from.

Now I'm highly trained in using these compounds, I know how to minimize all the risks associated with using them, and I have fairly good hands as far as chemistry is concerned. That being said there's always a part of me when I'm using an entire bottle (50-100mL) at once where I think:

"Christ. I'm not paid enough to throw my life in danger like this." I mean I'm barely paid at all, despite producing the intellectual property that universities make millions off of. And yet here I am... The reaction works beautifully and there's no other plausible way to do it. Plus, this is in the first step of a longer synthesis so you have to do it on a large, preparatory scale to make enough product to carry through all the other steps.

Good thing grad students are disposable, eh?


H/T: Reddit

Have you ever found yourself in an argument so stupid and/or pointless that you were sure you were being punked? Like you keep looking away from the other person to check your surroundings for places Ashton Kutcher and a camera crew could come popping out of?

You're not the only one.

u/Anti-hollowkid asked: What is the dumbest argument you've ever been in?

Brace yourselves, folks. Some of these arguments are breathtakingly bonkers. The sheer number of people who are willing to argue with someone over provable facts and what that other person likes or doesn't like is just ... stunning. It's stunning, you guys. Just not in a good way.

I Know What I Like


My wife and I once argued over whether or not I liked mustard on my hot dog. I was for me liking mustard, she was against me liking mustard.

The argument lasted way longer that you could ever imagine it would.

- AardvarkAndy

A Stair Step

My brother and I argued if our staircase had 13 or 14 steps, based on an argument about if the floor of the second floor counts as a stair-step or not. We still have no solution.

- RazerWolf04

My dad is a stairbuilder and I spent many summers working at his warehouse, so I can clear this up. 14.

- Apples9308


My husband and I have this thing where we only say "I love you" on Saturdays. Every other day it's "I love you, but only on Saturdays." I don't know how it started, but it's been going for 11 years now.

We're both shiftworkers, so sometimes we have to stop and think what day it actually is. We had an argument recently over whether it was Saturday or not. I said it was Saturday, he said it was Friday. It was Monday.

- FormalMango


I remember when I was about 13 my parents had an hour-long shouting match that ended with them almost getting divorced. The issue? Whether or not the nation of Iraq has a coastline.

My mother arguing that Iraq had a coastline, while my stepdad argued that it did not. This was back in 2004, and they are still quite happily married to this day. That incident is something they look back on and laugh about, and both of them admit it was really a pretty stupid thing to argue over.

- dontcryformegiratina


With an ex:

"I owe you $80 for the bills of ours that you pay, and you owe me $40 for the bills of ours that I paid. Here's $40 in cash; we're even."

She did not understand this.

I literally had to go get another $40 out of the ATM, and hand the $80 to her. Then I had her hand me the $40 she owed me.

"Now how much do you have in your hand?"

She still didn't understand.

She somehow has a college degree.

- Speedly

Mini Wheats

When we were kids my brother and I got in a physical fight because he said I like mini wheats and I insisted I didn't. His argument was that I always sang the mini wheats song and I was deeply offended that he wasn't aware that it was just stuck in my head but I hated the cereal. I actually did like the cereal I'm not sure why I was arguing with him about it but I remember how genuinely angry I was.

- shicole3



I'll tell you about the only legal trouble I've ever been in, the fight that got me arrested. It started over whether we should return a box of crayons or not, and to this day I don't have any idea how it escalated to the point of the cops being called, but they were and I was the one taken in.

- CorrectionalChard

That's Unfair

My boyfriend insisted that when two people are in an argument and one makes a point so reasonable and logical the other one can't disagree with it - it's unfair. I tried, logically and reasonably, to explain several times why that is just winning the argument, proving your point thoroughly and is completely fair.

His answer was that I was being unfair.

- ShyAcorn

Pure Masochism

How the ch in masochism is pronounced. My friend caught me saying "masoKism" while he would say "masoSYism."

To be fair, he grew up speaking French, in which the ch in masochism is pronounced in "his" way. But he insisted that I was the wrong one here and that was just infuriating.

- argofire

Emailing NASA

A woman was adamant that looking at the big solar eclipse on the television was unsafe unless you were wearing glasses. She wouldn't believe us and insisted on emailing NASA to check.

- derawin07

A Non-Standard Ruler? 

I worked for a company that made signs. We had a customer ask for signs that were 7mm wide that were to go on a door. Our sign makers figured the order meant inches because 7mm is pretty small, so made them 7 inches. I got a phone call from the customer who went mad at me for making them the wrong size. So I put a reorder through for 7 mm.

Argued with the sign makers over it but they eventually agreed to do it after I shown them the order in writing. I even had the customer put her complaint in writing, reiterating the size they wanted.

7mm signs went out and a day later I get the customer on the phone literally screaming at me.

Cue the dumb argument - we ended up having an argument over how big a millimetre is, and obviously everyone in the office were laughing, but this customer just wouldn't accept it and said we must be using a non-standard ruler to measure.

Ended up being escalating to the sales department manager who refused to issue a refund. We still don't know what they actually meant.

- Lovelocke

This Unusual Vegan Argument

Was in a pub with a few friends, and some random Dude dropped an ear, and somehow figured I'm vegan. Well, people like him are the reason I usually avoid mentioning it. He came up to me and insisted on starting a discussion about veganism. He claimed that by the end of it, I would be eating meat again.

He listed some stupid arguments, I told him I was not convinced and then tried to keep on drinking beer with my friends. He followed me, and wanted me to "try to convert him to a vegan." I stupidly listed some of my reasons thinking it would make him go away. He told me he still was not convinced, so I was like whatever. Again, I really just wanted to drink beer with my friends.

That dude followed me all night and expected me to try make him vegan. Doesn't matter what I said, and all the reasons that for me are obviously good enough to be vegan. He'd be just like "No, that doesn't convince me, therefore your argument and how you life is stupid."

Didn't matter how often I told him that I honestly don't care; 5 minutes later he would come up to me again "I'm still not vegan, so veganism is stupid, all your arguments were stupid, now give me a good reason to become vegan!" At one point, I was literally yelling at him that I don't give a single flying f about what he eats and why, that it's in no way my responsibility to "turn somebody vegan" and in no way his business what I eat.

Honestly, for that dude, I would have bought a whole ham, just to shove it up his stupid annoying face.

- onlytruebertos

Monty Python

In college my roommate and I argued about a line in Monty Python & the Holy Grail. The scene with the Black Knight where the line "Alright, we'll call it a draw" is uttered. We argued about who said that line, whether it was King Arthur or the Black Knight.

It went on for hours longer than it should have because I was stubborn and refused to admit I was wrong.

- Skrivus

Albert or Arnold


Whether Albert Einstein or Arnold Schwarzenegger would be more useful to have around during a Zombie apocalypse. How on earth would Albert Einstein come in handy!?

- Gerrard1995

Below Sea Level

I live on an island and when you go upland and you look out the sea looks like it's higher than or on the same level as the land. It's just a weird perspective thing because of the horizon. One day some kid says that it's because the island is under sea level.

I'm like wtf bro all of us would be with the fishes. He argues that no that's not true and if I just go upland I'll see. We then spend a good 5 minutes of my time arguing about it until I decided to leave this kid in his stupidity. He even said we shouldn't believe everything adults tell us and sometimes we need to think for ourselves.

This kid was older than me and was going to a good school. Lost my respect for him ever since then.

- -justforclout-


Someone tried to fight with me over how to spell my name.

Now, my name is in a lot of languages with slightly different spellings. I would have accepted any of those spellings, but this one was just... Not even close. It didn't make any logical sense.

An analogous example is if my name was Thomas and someone was insisting it was spelled Tomash. And not just the name Thomas in general, but that me specifically, on my birth certificate, was named Tomash. I know how to spell my own name.

I swear to god, it went on for like an hour.

- TK-DuVeraun

Whales Are Mammals

I was in an online chat room one day, and we were talking about whales. I commented on how whales are mammals and the next thing you know, someone was arguing with me and trying to convince me that a whale was a fish.

- kawaii_psycho451


Stupid microwaves. Having a man child talk down to me about how microwaves work only for him to google it and prove me right. He slept on the sofa that night.

- sun_phobic

Shower Schedule

My friend keeps telling me that the norm is that a person should shower once a week. This has been going on for years. I'm almost convinced he's trolling me.

- LibrarianGovernment

No Balloons For Grandma

My cousin and I argued over a balloon going to Heaven. We were at his big sisters prom send off and he let a balloon go and it went high into the sky.

He then said this balloon will go up past space and go to Heaven and reach grandma (God rest her soul). And I was like no it's not and it's probably not even gonna reach space. Releasing balloons is terrible for the environment and kills/harms so much wildlife.

He got really mad and defensive and started telling me to google it and do my research and I'm like I don't have to google it you idiot. He was mad at me for a good week.

- Dskee02

Spontaneous Dolphin Existence


How dolphins reproduced. It took me a few solid minutes of explaining to her that dolphins have reproductive organs and that they did not just pop into existence. The argument began with her saying she wanted to work with sea creatures.

Personally, I hope she was messing with me cause I lost a little faith in humanity that day.

- thebeststory

Male Chickens

I repeatedly had the argument with a friend over whether roosters were chickens. She was convinced that only the females were chickens (hens). We were 18 at the time.

- bee_zah

Lightning McQueen

Me and my friend were drinking underage, we ended up in an argument of whether lightning McQueen's eyes were blue or green. Somehow throughout the whole thing both of us never thought to straight up google a picture.

- 23071115

But ... Ice Floats

Waiter/Host here.

Woman wanted ice on the bottom of her drink.

Now read that sentence again and try to imagine arguing with that particular brand of stupid.

- FarWoods

Time Zones Exist

Coworker claimed that it was the same time of day and the same season on the whole globe. Had to get 4 coworkers to confirm to him that time zones do in fact exist.

- JustARegularToaster


My brother is colorblind. And he CONSTANTLY tries to correct me on what color things are.

"Hey could you hand me that red _____?"

"that's orange"

"no, it's red"



It is the base of our most common and heated arguments.

- droneb2hive

Andre 2000?


I'm late, but I saw this question and instantly remembered that I was booted from a Facebook group because I called someone out on a lie that was not only bull, but extremely pointless. She was friends with the moderator and they made the case that my argument over such a little lie was more of a problem than the lie itself (though they didn't refer to it as a lie.)

The woman said that she used to babysit for Andre 3000 and that his name was Andre 2000 - but he changed it after the year 2000 had passed. This was so easily disproven it was ridiculous. Their debut album came out in 1994 and he was already going by Andre 3000 at that time.

The argument wasn't a huge long drawn out thing, but the fact that either of us were on Facebook at separate times meant that the responses were over a long period of time so this argument lasted a few days.

It was stupid.

- P1ST0L_Wh1PP3D

Stars Like Our Sun

I was arguing with my grandpa about stars he didn't believe that there are other stars like our sun. Basically he thought there is only the sun, the moon and the earth.


Richard Nixon

I have a degree in history. I mostly focused on nationalism. Wrote a 50 page paper on it and Richard Nixon with around 50 100 sources. Looked at micro film for hours on end. Part of the paper focused on how Nixon being chair of the house committee of Unamerican Activities was used as a powerful weapon to use against political enemies. It also inspired Joe McCarthy. Have had people tell me I was wrong and Nixon was never elected to a position besides the president and Joe McCarthy came before Nixon. I stopped trying to talk history to people.

I also know quite a bit about the history of the Balkans its amazing how many Serbs refuse to believe Tito did anything wrong.

Wrote 100 page paper on nationalism in Israel. Its frustrating to talk about because for some reason a lot of people think Palestinian firing rockets randomly into Israel is ok but if Israel retaliates the people get up in arms over a targeted air strike that kills 3 people.


Balloon to Heaven

My cousin and I argued over a balloon going to Heaven. We were at his big sisters prom send off and he let a balloon go and it went high into the sky. He then said this balloon will go up past space and go to Heaven and reach grandma (God rest her soul). And I was like no it's not and it's probably not even gonna reach space.

And he got really mad and defensive and started telling me to google it and do my research and I'm like I don't have to google it you idiot. He was mad at me for a good week.


Binder Clips

I got into an argument with a co-worker over how we were attaching two pages of a letter together: small binder clips or paper clips.

He felt that paper clips would leave a "dent" in the paper when removed, but binder clips won't. He refused to staple them together. I felt that binder clips would also leave a "dent", so we might as well just use the paper clips.

It ended with him saying: "Do what you want [me], I don't care!" and storming off.



Once got accused of faking being Jewish. Why? I have no clue. We argued over the course of a month, any time I'd bring it up and she heard about it, she'd begin going after me for "faking it".

My mother's side is ethnically Jewish. Grandparents were practicing.




3 friends and I once got into an argument about how to pronounce Nutella. It lasted for about 3-4 months. It was hilarious how serious we took it, it'd get heated but never for real serious.

I think someone even called the company that made it to check, or that may have been for the Cheetos company. We were really bored in high school.


Lingerie Boxes

Late to the party, but there it is.

I'm a manager at a small store. We're only 4 working there, so my team and I grew very close and we joke around a lot. Once during a slow shift, my employee and I had an argument because we were looking at the lingerie boxes, and I thought that two specific boxes had the same woman on it, but she was 100% positive they weren't the same person.

Looking back, I don't know why it was such a big deal to us at the time, but we even called another employee who lives across the street to come and tell us what the heck was up with that. Turns out I was right, and she was pretty salty about it. It was a great night.


Wicked Witch of the West

I almost got into an argument with an old girlfriend over Glinda the good witch from Oz. She insisted that Glinda was manipulating Dorothy to assassinate the Wicked Witch of the West and convince the Wizard to leave to create a political void she could fill.

I conceded the issue when I heard the whole premise because I thought it was too damn stupid to get worked up over.


Keep Your Hands to Yourself

Just the other day I legit got in an argument with my co-workers on why I don't like my butt being grabbed by anyone (I'm a guy). Seriously.

They went on about "I don't mind it. Mike and I do it all the time and we don't care." Yeah, that's nice dude, but I'm not you, and there's something called "Keep your hands to yourself" (which was taught to a good portion of us growing up). Just like how Karen wouldn't like it if I touched her boobs or her grabbing your crotch or frankly ANY area you wouldn't like being grabbed, keep away. In general, you should not be touching me in any areas after I've told you not to several times before.

So unless you're sleeping me or dating me, keep your damn hands off my toosh.



My best friend and I argued over whether or not telekinesis was possible. Her argument was that humans don't yet know what the human brain at 100% usage was capable of, and that telekinesis was inside the possibilities.

I said the brain does use 100%, just at different times.

We didn't speak to each other for four days.



How dolphins reproduced and whether or not ghost existed (back to back with the same person). It took me a few solid minutes of explaining to her that dolphins have reproductive organs and that they did not just pop into existence (the argument began with her saying she wanted to work with sea creatures).

How it shifted to the existence of ghosts is a solid and reasonable question to ask (I don't remember why). I had to then proceed to tell her that ghost hunting TV shows do not constitute as undeniable evidence.

Personally, I hope she was messing with me cause I lost a little faith in humanity that day. This was in high school SO... hopefully she was kidding.


Dogs and Chocolate


I told this stupid woman that chocolate is toxic to dogs. She went on to tell me how a little bit will just make them hyper and then they will calm down. I told her to google it. Her and her bf shut right up. Now they have a kid. Good luck, Jeremy and Andrea. morons.

I should also add that this argument started because Jeremy was giving his tiny dog chocolate and I told him it was toxic.


Is water wet?

My roommate and I have a recurring argument over whether or not water is wet l, and whether or not a person is considered wet underwater.

For the record, it is no to both questions.


Mission Trip

A kid a church telling me about the mission trip I went on. Not only was I not on that trip, but I had never been on any mission trip. We were good friends, so it's not like he would've mistaken someone else for me.

He insisted I was there as if an entire week long trip would just fall out of my memory. He even had stories of things we'd done together. I'm not sure if he thought I was lying, joking, stupid, or crazy, but I was pretty sure he was some combination thereof.


Dragon Tales

One time I got into a shouting match with my mom and little brother in the car. The issue? The names of the two-headed dragon from the PBS kids afternoon show Dragon Tales. I swore it was Zack and Macie.

It was actually Zak and Wheezie. I don't even remember why we were yelling about it.


Green Or Yellow?

When I was about 15 or so my mother and I spent about 20-30 minutes arguing about the color of a shirt. We agreed it was blue/green, but to me it was just a shade more blue, while to her it was just a bit more green.

Turns out, your eyeballs yellow as you age and hers were 24 years yellower than mine, so I think that skewed her color vision.


Stars In Their Multitude


I once got in an argument over whether or not a line from the song "Stars" in Les Mis says "...but mine is the way of the lord" or "mine is the way of the law".

I didn't even really care what he thought but he was so adamant and cocky that it got me heated. By the end of it we were shouting at each other and I had to apologize, which I think is what he wanted the whole time.



My brother is colorblind. And he CONSTANTLY tries to correct me on what color things are.

"Hey could you hand me that red _____?" "that's orange" "no, it's red" "orange" "YOU CANT EVEN KNOW".

It is the base of our most common and heated arguments.


Hot Water

About five years ago, my girlfriend (now wife) once had a very intense argument about whether or not hot water cleaned things better than cold water.

She genuinely believed that water temperature didn't matter. This is someone who has not one, but two masters degrees.

We argued for something like 2 hours, and we seriously almost broke up over the whole thing.


Biology Class

I had an argument with a girl IN THE MIDDLE OF A BIOLOGY CLASS in high school about how humans are not mammals. She thought a human was a human and we are not mammals because "mammals are animals and humans are not animals"

I tried explaining to her the difference between reptiles and mammals and how humans fall under the mammal category to try and educate her... but she just wouldn't listen.

I still have no idea why the BIOLOGY teacher did not get involved...


Solid Or Liquid?

Some classmates and I got into a heated debate as to whether or not the human body could count as a soup, salad, or sandwich. The teacher got mad at us, but hey! All we were doing was watching a movie.

For the record, my logic lays with soup- Liquid contained within a solid, at a hot temperature.