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People Imagine How J.K. Rowling Would Write Marvel Superheroes

The Avengers are coming to Hogwarts!! Hogwarts Forever!

It's always a fun idea when we look at our favorite worlds of entertainment fantasy and wonder.... what if all of our favorite characters could somehow interact. How cool would that be? Or maybe at the very least the beloved scribes fashioning the stories could take a strike in a different make believe world. One writer I believe anyone would let run amok in any world, reality or fantasy would be literary Queen, Ms. J.K. Rowling. Can you imagine?

Redditor u/bogblocker wanted to discuss a possibility that many Potterheads would need Xanax to discuss by asking.... If Marvel's superheroes were made by J.K. Rowling, what unnecessary characteristic would she had given them?


Does that make him.... Bi?

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Hulk is gay. Bruce Banner isn't. FourEyesWhitePerson

Which makes "Hulk smash?" actually a hopeful request. HouseCravenRaw

An Identity Crisis....

Pepper Potts is allergic to peppers. Bear-Unnecessities

May as well, she's allergic to strawberries already. LockmanCapulet

Allergic to Harry Potter. xvsOPxDwUw

Sing out Louise! 

Thor's hammer would speak and sing songs regularly. leomonster

Stop! Hammertime. 445nm

Lokibeast....

Loki is actually into bestiality and had a horse offspring. Oh wait... NighthawK1911

Also, Hela is his daughter not his sister. The giant wolf and snake are also his children. They are the result of an affair with a frost giant lady that ended when he met his true love Sigyn. Oh wait...

We don't need JK for Loki. He's kinky enough. Myfourcats1

That's why they cast HER?!

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Black widow was black all along. Nate_Dogg_20

Family Vengeance! 

Rocket Raccoon used to be a Korean woman.

Thanos knocked up Black Widow, literally no one noticed or knew anything about it, and the fruit of their illicit affair will grow up and attempt to avenge her father's inevitable demise. piano_peach

He'd rather Carvel... 

Contrary to what you might think, Thanos' favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor is not Half Baked and he's heard that joke so many times it actually annoys him.

Thanos has actually been lactose intolerant the whole time. FancyStegosaurus

The Suit Incident....

Following the unfortunate "incident" in the MK3 suit that left Tony sore for 3 days and unable to perform for 8, Iron Man suits now offer extra space in the crotch area, so as to avoid penile bruising & other unfortunate issues in the cases wearers have an erection.

Fun fact: The crotch area in the suit made for Bruce Banner has enough space for 2 children or a dozen puppies to fit inside comfortably, as long as the suit isn't in use. No more than a couple of puppies otherwise. lexonhym

Wakanda Flushing.... 

Wakanda is super advanced but they have no plumbing because they just vibranium their poop away. commit_bat

Wakanda is super advanced but they have no plumbing because they use vibranium to create an uncountable number of small vibrations through their waste products to make the products fall apart into their elements, and then reuse those elements for science.

Now it's something that Marvel would do. erddad

Marvel getting Freaky Freaky.....

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Loki's favorite color is actually red. He wears green because he's colorblind.

Heimdall uses his power to watch people masturbate.

Odin and Frigga were swingers. Reptilian_Nastyboy

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"It wasn't me!"

There's not much you can do when the righteous fist of the law comes down on you. Call it a mix-up, or call it a mistake, if someone's pegged you at the scene of a crime there's not much you can do but trust the justice system to prove you innocent. However, that's a gamble, and just because you've been given a "not guilty" doesn't mean the effects won't follow you for the rest of your life.

Reddit user, u/danbrownskin, wanted to hear about the times when it wasn't you, seriously, it was someone else, when they asked:

Redditors who were once considered suspect of a crime they did not commit, what's it like being held under suspicion and how did it affect your life?

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