Men Share The Creepiest Thing A Woman Has Ever Actually Said To Them.

It's not just the men who are creepy. We're all a little creepy on the inside.

Here are thirty of the creepiest things women have said to men.

Many thanks to the Reddit user who posed this question and to those who responded. You can check out more answers from the source at the end of this article!

1/30. "Your lips looked dry while you were sleeping, so I licked them for you."


2/30. Was talking to a girl on the phone who at the time was messed up on painkillers and started relating to me a story about how when she was 7 she pushed a girl into a pool and watched her drown. Her grandma came home, found out about it, and told her to tell the police it was an accident.

That should have been a warning sign right there.


3/30. Making out with a girl I was seeing, lightly slide my hand up her chest, and as my hand is going to caress her cheek, she grabs it around her neck and forces me to choke her which is fine... she then proceeded to call out her brother's name...


4/30. I remember one time this one girl who was oddly talkative in my Options and Fixed Income class kept talking and asking me about my personal life. Then when she added me as a facebook friend, there was a message with it that said "Found you =)" Pretty uncomfortable.


5/30. "I can poop bigger then you can!" as she began dropping her pants...

To be fair we were only 3 or 4 years old at the time, behind my parents garage. And though I lost that contest, I married her years later and have since upped my game.


6/30. "You don't have to wear a condom, I'll just miscarry."

I wore a condom.


7/30. I was dating a girl called Alison. My Grandma is also called Alison. I had mentioned that I found it a little weird that they had the same name, so once as we were having sex she asked "Does this make you think of your Grandma?"

It didn't. Until then.


8/30. After hooking up with a girl several times I had run out of condoms. The time came again to do the deed and I had not restocked. She said it was ok, so not being one to argue, I proceeded.

After I finished she turned around and said, "You made a baaaaby!"


9/30. Copied from an email I received from a stalker seven years ago: When you and her have your baby, rest assured, Ill be the one that raises it.


10/30. I was literally almost inside of this girl and some sexy talk is going on and she whispers "you know why I've always liked you?" I asked why and she said "you remind me of my dad."

I didn't call her for a while after that.


11/30. A friend of mine declared her love for me by saying: "if I knew that by killing myself, I would be born again as a pretty woman, I would do it, so that you would love me". But if that would happen, she would be born as a baby and babies are gross.


12/30. "Put on a condom, you don't know where I've been."


13/30. I once went to a ski resort where people of different nationalities were there. A young Chinese girl introduced herself to me the day I was leaving, and asked for my number, so I gave it to her. She called me about a week later and asked me if I wanted to go over to her place for a dinner party. I thought to myself, sure, why not?

So I turn up with some booze and find about two dozen young Chinese girls and no guys. None of the girls spoke any english (except the girl who invited me). They sat me down at the end of a table, spoke in Chinese all night while looking in my direction and giggled all the way through. I had no idea what they were saying.

At the end of the night, the hostess asked me if I would be so kind to pose for individual photos with each one of them separately. I hesitated, but went along with it. They giggled hysterically throughout, and still only spoke Chinese.

No idea what that was all about, but I got seriously creeped out.


14/30. I had a drunk girl forcefully attempt to have sex with me because she wanted to see if a gay guy could have sex with a girl.

The entire time she kept saying, "I just want to see if it works" while she tried to climb on top of me.

Pretty creepy if you ask me.


15/30. Her: "Just so you know, I wrote your name on my leg with a boxcutter so I'll always have you near me."

Me: _


16/30. "You have no right to your own life and if you try to leave me I'll kill you so nobody else can have you."

Good times.


17/30. "I kinda write twilight fan fiction."


18/30. I had a girl I once kissed at a party proceed to send me pictures of her crying, half naked and makeup smeared all over her face joker style.

She won't stop calling me or sending random pictures of herself with distressed or angry face. This has been going on for three months now.


19/30. When I was about 17 years old I worked at a cafeteria and some girls (11 and 13) where chasing me for weeks. They even waited in front of my door when I had to go to work to chase me all the way up there.

One day I was working and the cafeteria was full with people when the 11 year old girl said "when can I give you a BJ", everyone instantly looked at me.

Uncomfortable isn't even the right word to describe my feelings at that moment.


20/30. Back in middle-school, when I was maybe 13 or so, I used to go to a pretty large school, roughly grades 5 to 12 all in the same interconnected complex of buildings. That meant there was always a huge number of students milling around the place during lunch break, and it was a quite large area you were often surrounded by strangers.

Anyway, at one point I heard through the grapevine that this girl a grade or two below me "liked" me. Being socially inept I just ignored the whole thing.

Well, the girl didn't take being ignored for long, she got her cousin who was more or less the bully of my grade to pay me a visit with his cronies, pick me, and carry me to go see her one lunch period.


They literally half-dragged, half-carried me across the whole school complex to see this girl, and held me there while we "talked". Imagine your worst early teen conversation where one party is shyly talking to her crush, and the other is awkwardly trying to put her off, all while being physically restrained and watched by bullies. I suppose this doesn't really compare to the trauma of being propositioned by an 11 year old when you're 17, but oh man was it awkward.

Sadly subsequent girls have been far less forward :/


21/30. I went to a football game with this girl. Afterwards, I went to meet her dad, which was already kind of weird. He said to her, "Is this the boy you've been talking about for the past 3 months?"

I had known the girl for 4 days _


22/30. In a big group of people:

"Could I have some vodka?"

You've had way too much.

"I'll suck you for some vodka."

I'm good.

"...I'll do it anyway."


23/30. "I love you with all my heart, let us run away and get married"

Not creepy yet? I was 12 she was 42.


24/30. Had a girl request me to break into her apartment, make her hot chocolate in her kitchen, while she's scared in her bedroom and then come in and have sex.


25/30. "We aren't having sex until we're married!"

We were in 8th grade.


26/30. "Special Cambodian spice." It didn't sound creepy at the time. But...


I'd asked my wife of 25 years what the unusual black 'seasoning' on the meal she'd just given me was. Turned out, it was a pharmaceutical in the class of Beta Blockers. By pure luck I ate only maybe one tenth of the amount present, rather than all of it. An hour later I nearly died - weak and intermittent heart beat. A few months before she'd got me to take out life insurance. Beta blockers in more than tiny amounts stop the heart; looks like a natural heart attack.


27/30. "I masturbate in the women's room with those thick highlighters."


28/30. In a bar, 2am. I am heavily tattooed. Girl "I have a tattoo too" Me "Oh yeah?" Then she unbuttons her jeans and pulls one side down. "Oops, my vagina ate it." _


29/30. A girl I hadn't even dated CARVED MY INITIALS INTO HER ANKLE.


30/30. Do you want all your stuff back? After we broke up. I had not given her anything. She had stolen it all over time. She had it couriered to me. We then ended up having sexy talk a few months later over email. I found out later that it was her sister mailing.

In the stuff she sent back was a photo album entirely filled with pictures of me sleeping. Good times.



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