People Imagine Which Minor Inconvenience They'd Pay $500 Never To Experience Again
Minor inconveniences may be minor, but they can still ruin your whole day.
Reddit user OvertOperation asked:
No more alarm clocks. Wake up naturally when needed.
I would gladly pay to never get bit by another mosquito. Live in Florida near a large lake, I could enjoy dusk without fear!
That 20 minute "waking up" phase. I'd be either asleep or awake. Not half comatose wondering if I can afford an extra ten minutes under the duvet. I envy people that don't have the 5 more minutes morning.
You know when you're cooking and you realize just before it's finished that the next dish/tool/pan you need is dirty, so you need to clean it while your food gets overcooked?
I would pay 500 dollars to always be able to immediately find that ONE thing that is keeping me from walking out the door in the morning.
I'm working on my 2nd sinus infection in 3 weeks. Although it is possible that it's the same one and never fully went away. At this point I would be more than happy to pay the $500 fine and never ever have sinus problems ever again.
I would be overjoyed to never hear another person's eating/chewing/mouth noises again.
Falling asleep. Have trouble falling asleep? Boom problem solved.
I'd pay to never have to put anything away again. Take out a book? Goes back by itself. Pour some milk? Back in the fridge without a thought.
Boredom hunger. When your body isn't actually hungry, but you decide you're going to eat anyway because there's nothing else to do. Fuck that noise, well worth the money to watch my weight plummet down to a reasonable level.
Laws should always protect the people, ALL the people!
Laws are amiable. We know this. They often change with the times, with enough revolution that is. Laws are there to protect and serve, however they can be too complex and just downright odd and often absurd.