People Transform The Last Text They Received Into 2020 Presidential Campaign Slogans
We all have our eyes on the upcoming 2020 Presidential Election in a serious way....so why not make fun of it while the time passes?
Here were some of the answers.
A Yummy Presidency
"Enjoy your pizza. Sleep in."
Long term: Country has an obesity problem and worker productivity is at an all time low.
Not too much different than today, lol. Sold.
PIZZA SALES ALL OVER THE NATION UP 5,150%, IN RELATED NEWS THE NATIONAL PIZZA DELIVERYGUY HIRING CRISIS STILL CLIMBING AS DEMAND FOR IMMIGRANTS WILLING TO DRIVE PIZZAS ARE ADVERTISED WORLDWIDE
"So I guess I gotta be something"
Don't forget toilet paper.
I hope you don't run any smear campaigns.
Please take me off your list.
Kinda makes me want to keep you on my list.
Oops, wrong person.
Would you consider being my friend?
Mr. Rogers 2020.
Aw man :( you got my vote!
This Sounds Familiar
"Have a beer for me."
I like beer. I still like beer.
Do you like beer senator?
"I can still join you."
...perhaps I'd make a better running mate.
I'll feed the cats.
A president we need, but do we deserve? You'll feed the cats while we rebuild a nation.
Clearly he means feeding the Fat Cats of Wall Street! Don't be seduced!
The Only Real Question
"What am I supposed to do?"
I think I have a shot.
We are told that, if you're not confident, you should just "fake it til you make it."
This is great--in theory. In practice, sometimes "faking it" can have extremely real and terrible consequences, which these people found out the hardest of hard ways.