People With So-Called 'Useless' Degrees Were Asked: 'How Did That Go For You?'

People on Reddit who got a "useless" degree (ie. art history, gender studies, etc.) were asked: "How did it turn out?" These are some of the best answers.

How did it turn out? Well, a lot of the classes wound up not being that interesting. Don't get me wrong, some of them I really enjoyed, specifically the ones that involved doing big research projects. Working on those and just pouring over countless books and documents, that was really fun and I was really happy with the work I did on those.

But, like I said, there was a lot of "fluff" and when I was in my junior year, I remember thinking "What the hell are you doing? You're better than this!" But I felt I was too far along and changing a major would wind up costing even more money that I didn't have. So I stuck it out and finished the degree.

I kept my old job as a tennis teacher during my first year out of college as I kept hunting through various entry level positions, finding I was often either unqualified or overqualified for the positions.

After just over a year, I got a temp position at a chemical plant doing technical work. It was originally meant to be a three month job. Then it became six. Then it became nine. Then a position opened up and it became a full time, salaried position.

The best part is while working alongside the engineers, I'm remembering things I leaned in my first three semesters and actually enjoying doing that work (for a change). And since the company offers full reimbursement, I'm going back to school to finish my engineering degree.


2/30 I got a diploma in special effects makeup - I've worked on The Hobbit, Mad Max, Wolverine and I, Frankenstein.

So far, so good!


3/30 I have an English degree. I got really lucky and landed a job in publishing.


4/30 I had no idea what to do in college, so I panicked and took as many classes as possible. Ended up with a triple major: Spanish, international studies, mass communication.

I'm a cook now.


5/30 I have a History degree from a good uni in the UK. It enabled me to work in Abu Dhabi as a teacher for 3 years, despite not having a teaching qualification, because it was seen that my level of English/intelligence should be pretty good. From AD I travelled much of Asia and had many experiences I would otherwise have missed out on. Upon returning to London I became a PA/project assistant and earn a nice enough wage to be buying a house later this year. It is only "useless" if you believe it so and make nothing of your opportunities.


6/30 I completed an Arts degree majoring in Anthropology. It was considered useless unless I went on to do honors or another degree on top of it. But I honestly didn't enjoy University and couldn't be bothered.

How'd it turn out? Awesome! I was able to use the degree to stay in an Asian country teaching English for almost 4 years earning good money and experiencing an amazing culture. It was the time of my life.

I would not have been able to achieve this without a degree as my Visa would not have been extended beyond 6 months. It didn't matter that I had no formal training in education.

When I returned to Australia, I was able to use my degree again in the field of ethnographic research for a major university conducting a nationwide research. I was based in a northern city for 12 months and worked with Aboriginal communities.

My current job of 5 years is not related to my university qualifications, but has definitely been a factor in several promotions I've received at my company.


7/30 Doctor of Musical Arts in Trombone. Professor. It turned out fine.


8/30 English is the butt of a lot of jokes, but I got a job as a financial marketer. It's not as useless as most think because plenty of places have a need for people who can write and communicate well, and its something that's really lacking in most companies. It's all about selling your degree for more than being able to analyse poetry or know obscure facts.


9/30 I have a degree in philosophy and applied ethics. I have a job in research and I work with my institution's Research Ethics Board. Worked out pretty well.


10/30 I got a BA in art history & graduated in 2012. Upon graduation I got a Fulbright grant, acceptance to Oxford & UCL, & invited to join the Teach For America corps. I initially accepted the Fulbright & deferred the others, but when my funding fell through, I ended up joining the Teach For America corps. I've spent the last two years giving back for the great education I received & being part of the working world while planning to return to academia post corps. I'm still waiting to hear back about the Fulbright, but yesterday I got into an underwater archaeology program in Denmark. Meanwhile, I still have deferred Oxford & UCL to keep my options open.

I'm really happy with my life right now. I got to pursue learning about something I love for four years & have continued to grow as a person, as a teacher, & as part of the working world. I also got the opportunity to travel around Southeast Asia over this past summer. The future is looking bright, & I have no regrets. I wouldn't have done it any other way.


11/30 International and Area Studies with a focus of East Asia (Primarily Japan) and minored in Japanese. It was like a combination of history and political science about all of the world while taking a couple additional classes for your focus. I think it would've been good if I had decided to go back to work in Japan, but I still wasn't completely fluent. It really didn't get me far other than entry level jobs where having a bachelor's was minimum requirement. My first job after graduation was part time (talking like 8 hours a week) teaching English reading/phonics to kindergarten and first grade non-native students. My second job was working for a school year in my old high school as an in-school tutor/mentor "college preparatory assistant" for at risk students. As you can see, neither were in my field. I found out a little too late that I liked teaching/helping people to switch to something like education.

BUT, with that being said, I will say that my major helped me out by being more open to other cultures and understanding plights and situations that people here don't think too often about. I also studied abroad for a year which changed me in too many ways to list here. I graduated from a tough school that had an insane workload. I really had to force myself to buckle down and study for the comprehensive exams and senior thesis for a major that I didn't really love. The hard work helped me more than the major itself.

After not landing any stable jobs, I went to grad school about 2.5 years later. This time I made sure I knew what I was getting into. It's in a field completely different from my undergrad but I love it and was hired for a comfortable career just one month after graduating.

The debt from both really sucks, though.


12/30 English Language and Culture in Specialized Communication. Since graduating I have worked in two factories (manual labour), currently unemployed.


13/30 I have a degree in Psychology. I only have a bachelor's, I realized too late that I didn't want to go into any careers requiring further studies like counselling. As for work, I now qualify for all the entry level, low paying jobs that say degree required or preferred but they just want you to have gone to college, they don't care what for. I have mostly done secretarial and administrative assistant type jobs. I was a part of the generation told that all you had to do was get a degree. I honestly wish I would have either not gone to college or waited until I knew myself enough to know what I was really interested in.

I also live in a relatively small town so there are fewer and less varied job opportunities than there might be in a bigger city.


14/30 English -- I'm working as a project manager in healthcare IT. I got lucky and found an employer who doesn't care what your degree is in, as long as you're smart and able to learn.


15/30 Literary Journalism degree. Not altogether useless, but journalism isn't exactly easy to get into these days, it doesn't pay well for a long time.

Got into Technical Writing instead, and now am looking into Project Management thanks to my software experience. English majors are actually highly valued in Technical Writing, especially if you can work even slightly with technology. Documentation, user guides, business proposals, regulatory paperwork, everything - if you can type in English and work to consolidate information, then you are hireable.

Knowing how to create and manage a wiki is a plus.


16/30 I have my Bachelor of Fine Arts, majored in Photography.

I now have a government job as photo/scanning technician (digitizing old things to "preserve" them and to put them online).


17/30 Got a BFA in printmaking/bookmaking. Everyone said that would be useless. I got a job in an art conservation lab right after college because of my degree. I still work in conservation and my job is way cooler than anyone I know who got a "useful" degree.


18/30 A "useless" degree is only made useless by the individual.

How you value your time, and how you want to spend your days plays into whether your reap what your degree has sown. It also depends on how hard you are willing to work, and whether you are even in a good location for your degree's field.

Not surprisingly, I graduated with a fine arts and graphic design degree. I currently work at a well-respected art museum, and in my free time meet and connect with other artists and hold gallery events as well as publish my stories, comics, etc, and attend comic conventions.

I love life and the people I have chosen to surround myself with and the opportunities that have come from working on my art more than at the museum by networking and getting to know people.


19/30 BA in Graphic Design and and BA in Illustration. Somehow ended up in marketing and design, started a full time job 4 days after graduating. Win.


20/30 I have a degree in art. I just work at Dunkin Donuts. But I do commission work here and there and I update a webcomic regularly. I'd love to turn it all into a living some day but right now it's just a little bit extra here and there and the webcomic I don't make anything off of. I designed the mascot for a school band nearby and it's so well received it's being moved for being the mascot of the entire school district. So that's something :)


21/30 I have a degree in history. I worked at Arby's and Kinkos and worked my way up to manager of a bookstore over the next few years.

I am now a technical writer. I make very good money. And I owe a lot of that to my training in history; I digest large amounts of information and write clear, concise summaries of that information.


22/30 I have a Master's in Art History and work in the digital realm for television. My degree has actually been more helpful than harmful, granted I've always had a strong background and interest in technology and new media. It gives me a lot of insight into things people wouldn't normally think about in regards to visual representation, marketing, and how things work overall.


23/30 Got my BA in Latin Language and Literature. I work in a health-care field doing clinical reporting now. People always think they got me when I tell them that's what I did with my degree, but I love Latin, wanted to study it, and did. I don't regret it and feel like it has enriched my life. Plus, it's always a fun party trick to just break out some Latin.


24/30 I have a degree in Creative Writing. It was a struggle finding a job at first but after half a year I became a receptionist at a University, then quickly became an administrator for a few undergraduate degrees. The experience working at a university helped me get my current job, but my degree helped me in getting the receptionist role in the first place.

Can't say I've been writing many novels, but the degree itself was a lot of fun and made me realize I wanted to work in the public sector rather than private.


25/30 I fairly blindly chose a Games Design and Multimedia Technology degree. It's pretty useless, the technology we were studying was out of date at the time we were learning it, and game design just isn't worth studying, it's a lot more practical than what was taught.

I'm now working as a software engineer for a game developer, I'm confident saying it's nothing to do with my degree, it's the work I did in my own time, because I really wanted to make games, so I taught myself what I needed.

It's possible to have a good career with a [bad] degree, it's just really hard.


26/30 I hear a lot of bashing on Communication(s) degrees, and I've got a two-fer or three-fer I suppose: Communication with minors in History and Women's Studies. I spent 5 years doing issue advocacy/government affairs/political work for Planned Parenthood and now work as a Communications staffer for a State Senator.


27/30 I have a major in Women and Gender Studies and Psych. The WGS degree got me exactly where I needed to go in my field, more so than the psych. degree. I just focused in on certain sub-sects of the degree, poured my heart, time, and energy into community involvement and employment, and viola! 4 social services job offers after graduating college. I took a position as the case manager for a domestic violence shelter. Just have to be creative and look for opportunities that tie in within the community. Network. Be good at it.


28/30 Got a degree in film production. One of my films was moderately successful and now I'm currently in development for a documentary that is funded. I'm basically doing what I love and getting paid for it. I'm not making outrageous amounts of money but I'm doing alright.


29/30 I did English (mostly literature, but my degree certificate says English Hons). It's a good degree from a decent university and I graduated 10 years ago.

I'm a secretary and have always been a secretary. I'm a good one, I make an ok wage, but I'll never do anything more because I don't know what I want to do.

I could have done a lot with the good degree that I have. I didn't because I didn't know what I wanted.

I would have been a lot better off doing a 'junk' degree that I was really, really passionate about with an eye on it getting me into a career I was interested in. Instead, I have a 'good' degree in something that, while I enjoyed it, I only did because it was a subject I found easy. I had no idea what I wanted to do, I figured something would turn up.

It didn't. I'm a secretary. And I'm very, very bored.


30/30 Music major, here! I am now a Solutions Architect making six figures almost six years out of school. It definitely gave me skills such as being able to take critiques and being comfortable with public speaking (demos are very close to a performance). It took my own resourcefulness to make the change in career right off the bat (during the beginning of the recession, no less), but I get angry when these degrees are called useless. You are really just getting a degree these days, major doesn't matter, so why not do something you love?



Have you ever found yourself in an argument so stupid and/or pointless that you were sure you were being punked? Like you keep looking away from the other person to check your surroundings for places Ashton Kutcher and a camera crew could come popping out of?

You're not the only one.

u/Anti-hollowkid asked: What is the dumbest argument you've ever been in?

Brace yourselves, folks. Some of these arguments are breathtakingly bonkers. The sheer number of people who are willing to argue with someone over provable facts and what that other person likes or doesn't like is just ... stunning. It's stunning, you guys. Just not in a good way.

I Know What I Like


My wife and I once argued over whether or not I liked mustard on my hot dog. I was for me liking mustard, she was against me liking mustard.

The argument lasted way longer that you could ever imagine it would.

- AardvarkAndy

A Stair Step

My brother and I argued if our staircase had 13 or 14 steps, based on an argument about if the floor of the second floor counts as a stair-step or not. We still have no solution.

- RazerWolf04

My dad is a stairbuilder and I spent many summers working at his warehouse, so I can clear this up. 14.

- Apples9308


My husband and I have this thing where we only say "I love you" on Saturdays. Every other day it's "I love you, but only on Saturdays." I don't know how it started, but it's been going for 11 years now.

We're both shiftworkers, so sometimes we have to stop and think what day it actually is. We had an argument recently over whether it was Saturday or not. I said it was Saturday, he said it was Friday. It was Monday.

- FormalMango


I remember when I was about 13 my parents had an hour-long shouting match that ended with them almost getting divorced. The issue? Whether or not the nation of Iraq has a coastline.

My mother arguing that Iraq had a coastline, while my stepdad argued that it did not. This was back in 2004, and they are still quite happily married to this day. That incident is something they look back on and laugh about, and both of them admit it was really a pretty stupid thing to argue over.

- dontcryformegiratina


With an ex:

"I owe you $80 for the bills of ours that you pay, and you owe me $40 for the bills of ours that I paid. Here's $40 in cash; we're even."

She did not understand this.

I literally had to go get another $40 out of the ATM, and hand the $80 to her. Then I had her hand me the $40 she owed me.

"Now how much do you have in your hand?"

She still didn't understand.

She somehow has a college degree.

- Speedly

Mini Wheats

When we were kids my brother and I got in a physical fight because he said I like mini wheats and I insisted I didn't. His argument was that I always sang the mini wheats song and I was deeply offended that he wasn't aware that it was just stuck in my head but I hated the cereal. I actually did like the cereal I'm not sure why I was arguing with him about it but I remember how genuinely angry I was.

- shicole3



I'll tell you about the only legal trouble I've ever been in, the fight that got me arrested. It started over whether we should return a box of crayons or not, and to this day I don't have any idea how it escalated to the point of the cops being called, but they were and I was the one taken in.

- CorrectionalChard

That's Unfair

My boyfriend insisted that when two people are in an argument and one makes a point so reasonable and logical the other one can't disagree with it - it's unfair. I tried, logically and reasonably, to explain several times why that is just winning the argument, proving your point thoroughly and is completely fair.

His answer was that I was being unfair.

- ShyAcorn

Pure Masochism

How the ch in masochism is pronounced. My friend caught me saying "masoKism" while he would say "masoSYism."

To be fair, he grew up speaking French, in which the ch in masochism is pronounced in "his" way. But he insisted that I was the wrong one here and that was just infuriating.

- argofire

Emailing NASA

A woman was adamant that looking at the big solar eclipse on the television was unsafe unless you were wearing glasses. She wouldn't believe us and insisted on emailing NASA to check.

- derawin07

A Non-Standard Ruler? 

I worked for a company that made signs. We had a customer ask for signs that were 7mm wide that were to go on a door. Our sign makers figured the order meant inches because 7mm is pretty small, so made them 7 inches. I got a phone call from the customer who went mad at me for making them the wrong size. So I put a reorder through for 7 mm.

Argued with the sign makers over it but they eventually agreed to do it after I shown them the order in writing. I even had the customer put her complaint in writing, reiterating the size they wanted.

7mm signs went out and a day later I get the customer on the phone literally screaming at me.

Cue the dumb argument - we ended up having an argument over how big a millimetre is, and obviously everyone in the office were laughing, but this customer just wouldn't accept it and said we must be using a non-standard ruler to measure.

Ended up being escalating to the sales department manager who refused to issue a refund. We still don't know what they actually meant.

- Lovelocke

This Unusual Vegan Argument

Was in a pub with a few friends, and some random Dude dropped an ear, and somehow figured I'm vegan. Well, people like him are the reason I usually avoid mentioning it. He came up to me and insisted on starting a discussion about veganism. He claimed that by the end of it, I would be eating meat again.

He listed some stupid arguments, I told him I was not convinced and then tried to keep on drinking beer with my friends. He followed me, and wanted me to "try to convert him to a vegan." I stupidly listed some of my reasons thinking it would make him go away. He told me he still was not convinced, so I was like whatever. Again, I really just wanted to drink beer with my friends.

That dude followed me all night and expected me to try make him vegan. Doesn't matter what I said, and all the reasons that for me are obviously good enough to be vegan. He'd be just like "No, that doesn't convince me, therefore your argument and how you life is stupid."

Didn't matter how often I told him that I honestly don't care; 5 minutes later he would come up to me again "I'm still not vegan, so veganism is stupid, all your arguments were stupid, now give me a good reason to become vegan!" At one point, I was literally yelling at him that I don't give a single flying f about what he eats and why, that it's in no way my responsibility to "turn somebody vegan" and in no way his business what I eat.

Honestly, for that dude, I would have bought a whole ham, just to shove it up his stupid annoying face.

- onlytruebertos

Monty Python

In college my roommate and I argued about a line in Monty Python & the Holy Grail. The scene with the Black Knight where the line "Alright, we'll call it a draw" is uttered. We argued about who said that line, whether it was King Arthur or the Black Knight.

It went on for hours longer than it should have because I was stubborn and refused to admit I was wrong.

- Skrivus

Albert or Arnold


Whether Albert Einstein or Arnold Schwarzenegger would be more useful to have around during a Zombie apocalypse. How on earth would Albert Einstein come in handy!?

- Gerrard1995

Below Sea Level

I live on an island and when you go upland and you look out the sea looks like it's higher than or on the same level as the land. It's just a weird perspective thing because of the horizon. One day some kid says that it's because the island is under sea level.

I'm like wtf bro all of us would be with the fishes. He argues that no that's not true and if I just go upland I'll see. We then spend a good 5 minutes of my time arguing about it until I decided to leave this kid in his stupidity. He even said we shouldn't believe everything adults tell us and sometimes we need to think for ourselves.

This kid was older than me and was going to a good school. Lost my respect for him ever since then.

- -justforclout-


Someone tried to fight with me over how to spell my name.

Now, my name is in a lot of languages with slightly different spellings. I would have accepted any of those spellings, but this one was just... Not even close. It didn't make any logical sense.

An analogous example is if my name was Thomas and someone was insisting it was spelled Tomash. And not just the name Thomas in general, but that me specifically, on my birth certificate, was named Tomash. I know how to spell my own name.

I swear to god, it went on for like an hour.

- TK-DuVeraun

Whales Are Mammals

I was in an online chat room one day, and we were talking about whales. I commented on how whales are mammals and the next thing you know, someone was arguing with me and trying to convince me that a whale was a fish.

- kawaii_psycho451


Stupid microwaves. Having a man child talk down to me about how microwaves work only for him to google it and prove me right. He slept on the sofa that night.

- sun_phobic

Shower Schedule

My friend keeps telling me that the norm is that a person should shower once a week. This has been going on for years. I'm almost convinced he's trolling me.

- LibrarianGovernment

No Balloons For Grandma

My cousin and I argued over a balloon going to Heaven. We were at his big sisters prom send off and he let a balloon go and it went high into the sky.

He then said this balloon will go up past space and go to Heaven and reach grandma (God rest her soul). And I was like no it's not and it's probably not even gonna reach space. Releasing balloons is terrible for the environment and kills/harms so much wildlife.

He got really mad and defensive and started telling me to google it and do my research and I'm like I don't have to google it you idiot. He was mad at me for a good week.

- Dskee02

Spontaneous Dolphin Existence


How dolphins reproduced. It took me a few solid minutes of explaining to her that dolphins have reproductive organs and that they did not just pop into existence. The argument began with her saying she wanted to work with sea creatures.

Personally, I hope she was messing with me cause I lost a little faith in humanity that day.

- thebeststory

Male Chickens

I repeatedly had the argument with a friend over whether roosters were chickens. She was convinced that only the females were chickens (hens). We were 18 at the time.

- bee_zah

Lightning McQueen

Me and my friend were drinking underage, we ended up in an argument of whether lightning McQueen's eyes were blue or green. Somehow throughout the whole thing both of us never thought to straight up google a picture.

- 23071115

But ... Ice Floats

Waiter/Host here.

Woman wanted ice on the bottom of her drink.

Now read that sentence again and try to imagine arguing with that particular brand of stupid.

- FarWoods

Time Zones Exist

Coworker claimed that it was the same time of day and the same season on the whole globe. Had to get 4 coworkers to confirm to him that time zones do in fact exist.

- JustARegularToaster


My brother is colorblind. And he CONSTANTLY tries to correct me on what color things are.

"Hey could you hand me that red _____?"

"that's orange"

"no, it's red"



It is the base of our most common and heated arguments.

- droneb2hive

Andre 2000?


I'm late, but I saw this question and instantly remembered that I was booted from a Facebook group because I called someone out on a lie that was not only bull, but extremely pointless. She was friends with the moderator and they made the case that my argument over such a little lie was more of a problem than the lie itself (though they didn't refer to it as a lie.)

The woman said that she used to babysit for Andre 3000 and that his name was Andre 2000 - but he changed it after the year 2000 had passed. This was so easily disproven it was ridiculous. Their debut album came out in 1994 and he was already going by Andre 3000 at that time.

The argument wasn't a huge long drawn out thing, but the fact that either of us were on Facebook at separate times meant that the responses were over a long period of time so this argument lasted a few days.

It was stupid.

- P1ST0L_Wh1PP3D

Stars Like Our Sun

I was arguing with my grandpa about stars he didn't believe that there are other stars like our sun. Basically he thought there is only the sun, the moon and the earth.


Richard Nixon

I have a degree in history. I mostly focused on nationalism. Wrote a 50 page paper on it and Richard Nixon with around 50 100 sources. Looked at micro film for hours on end. Part of the paper focused on how Nixon being chair of the house committee of Unamerican Activities was used as a powerful weapon to use against political enemies. It also inspired Joe McCarthy. Have had people tell me I was wrong and Nixon was never elected to a position besides the president and Joe McCarthy came before Nixon. I stopped trying to talk history to people.

I also know quite a bit about the history of the Balkans its amazing how many Serbs refuse to believe Tito did anything wrong.

Wrote 100 page paper on nationalism in Israel. Its frustrating to talk about because for some reason a lot of people think Palestinian firing rockets randomly into Israel is ok but if Israel retaliates the people get up in arms over a targeted air strike that kills 3 people.


Balloon to Heaven

My cousin and I argued over a balloon going to Heaven. We were at his big sisters prom send off and he let a balloon go and it went high into the sky. He then said this balloon will go up past space and go to Heaven and reach grandma (God rest her soul). And I was like no it's not and it's probably not even gonna reach space.

And he got really mad and defensive and started telling me to google it and do my research and I'm like I don't have to google it you idiot. He was mad at me for a good week.


Binder Clips

I got into an argument with a co-worker over how we were attaching two pages of a letter together: small binder clips or paper clips.

He felt that paper clips would leave a "dent" in the paper when removed, but binder clips won't. He refused to staple them together. I felt that binder clips would also leave a "dent", so we might as well just use the paper clips.

It ended with him saying: "Do what you want [me], I don't care!" and storming off.



Once got accused of faking being Jewish. Why? I have no clue. We argued over the course of a month, any time I'd bring it up and she heard about it, she'd begin going after me for "faking it".

My mother's side is ethnically Jewish. Grandparents were practicing.




3 friends and I once got into an argument about how to pronounce Nutella. It lasted for about 3-4 months. It was hilarious how serious we took it, it'd get heated but never for real serious.

I think someone even called the company that made it to check, or that may have been for the Cheetos company. We were really bored in high school.


Lingerie Boxes

Late to the party, but there it is.

I'm a manager at a small store. We're only 4 working there, so my team and I grew very close and we joke around a lot. Once during a slow shift, my employee and I had an argument because we were looking at the lingerie boxes, and I thought that two specific boxes had the same woman on it, but she was 100% positive they weren't the same person.

Looking back, I don't know why it was such a big deal to us at the time, but we even called another employee who lives across the street to come and tell us what the heck was up with that. Turns out I was right, and she was pretty salty about it. It was a great night.


Wicked Witch of the West

I almost got into an argument with an old girlfriend over Glinda the good witch from Oz. She insisted that Glinda was manipulating Dorothy to assassinate the Wicked Witch of the West and convince the Wizard to leave to create a political void she could fill.

I conceded the issue when I heard the whole premise because I thought it was too damn stupid to get worked up over.


Keep Your Hands to Yourself

Just the other day I legit got in an argument with my co-workers on why I don't like my butt being grabbed by anyone (I'm a guy). Seriously.

They went on about "I don't mind it. Mike and I do it all the time and we don't care." Yeah, that's nice dude, but I'm not you, and there's something called "Keep your hands to yourself" (which was taught to a good portion of us growing up). Just like how Karen wouldn't like it if I touched her boobs or her grabbing your crotch or frankly ANY area you wouldn't like being grabbed, keep away. In general, you should not be touching me in any areas after I've told you not to several times before.

So unless you're sleeping me or dating me, keep your damn hands off my toosh.



My best friend and I argued over whether or not telekinesis was possible. Her argument was that humans don't yet know what the human brain at 100% usage was capable of, and that telekinesis was inside the possibilities.

I said the brain does use 100%, just at different times.

We didn't speak to each other for four days.



How dolphins reproduced and whether or not ghost existed (back to back with the same person). It took me a few solid minutes of explaining to her that dolphins have reproductive organs and that they did not just pop into existence (the argument began with her saying she wanted to work with sea creatures).

How it shifted to the existence of ghosts is a solid and reasonable question to ask (I don't remember why). I had to then proceed to tell her that ghost hunting TV shows do not constitute as undeniable evidence.

Personally, I hope she was messing with me cause I lost a little faith in humanity that day. This was in high school SO... hopefully she was kidding.


Dogs and Chocolate


I told this stupid woman that chocolate is toxic to dogs. She went on to tell me how a little bit will just make them hyper and then they will calm down. I told her to google it. Her and her bf shut right up. Now they have a kid. Good luck, Jeremy and Andrea. morons.

I should also add that this argument started because Jeremy was giving his tiny dog chocolate and I told him it was toxic.


Is water wet?

My roommate and I have a recurring argument over whether or not water is wet l, and whether or not a person is considered wet underwater.

For the record, it is no to both questions.


Mission Trip

A kid a church telling me about the mission trip I went on. Not only was I not on that trip, but I had never been on any mission trip. We were good friends, so it's not like he would've mistaken someone else for me.

He insisted I was there as if an entire week long trip would just fall out of my memory. He even had stories of things we'd done together. I'm not sure if he thought I was lying, joking, stupid, or crazy, but I was pretty sure he was some combination thereof.


Dragon Tales

One time I got into a shouting match with my mom and little brother in the car. The issue? The names of the two-headed dragon from the PBS kids afternoon show Dragon Tales. I swore it was Zack and Macie.

It was actually Zak and Wheezie. I don't even remember why we were yelling about it.


Green Or Yellow?

When I was about 15 or so my mother and I spent about 20-30 minutes arguing about the color of a shirt. We agreed it was blue/green, but to me it was just a shade more blue, while to her it was just a bit more green.

Turns out, your eyeballs yellow as you age and hers were 24 years yellower than mine, so I think that skewed her color vision.


Stars In Their Multitude


I once got in an argument over whether or not a line from the song "Stars" in Les Mis says "...but mine is the way of the lord" or "mine is the way of the law".

I didn't even really care what he thought but he was so adamant and cocky that it got me heated. By the end of it we were shouting at each other and I had to apologize, which I think is what he wanted the whole time.



My brother is colorblind. And he CONSTANTLY tries to correct me on what color things are.

"Hey could you hand me that red _____?" "that's orange" "no, it's red" "orange" "YOU CANT EVEN KNOW".

It is the base of our most common and heated arguments.


Hot Water

About five years ago, my girlfriend (now wife) once had a very intense argument about whether or not hot water cleaned things better than cold water.

She genuinely believed that water temperature didn't matter. This is someone who has not one, but two masters degrees.

We argued for something like 2 hours, and we seriously almost broke up over the whole thing.


Biology Class

I had an argument with a girl IN THE MIDDLE OF A BIOLOGY CLASS in high school about how humans are not mammals. She thought a human was a human and we are not mammals because "mammals are animals and humans are not animals"

I tried explaining to her the difference between reptiles and mammals and how humans fall under the mammal category to try and educate her... but she just wouldn't listen.

I still have no idea why the BIOLOGY teacher did not get involved...


Solid Or Liquid?

Some classmates and I got into a heated debate as to whether or not the human body could count as a soup, salad, or sandwich. The teacher got mad at us, but hey! All we were doing was watching a movie.

For the record, my logic lays with soup- Liquid contained within a solid, at a hot temperature.