Sex Tips From The Animal Kingdom: How To Mate Like A Praying Mantis.
Let's face it we're not the only ones in the animal kingdom that get up to some hanky-panky. So when we're looking for some new, spicy practices to liven up the bedroom, look no further than our planet, Earth.
Here are a couple quick tips a praying mantis would let you in on to really get the most out of sex.
This is how the praying mantis would set the scene:
Ladies, make sure you wear an alluring perfume to entice any perspective mates into your vicinity. Fellas, time to get those feet flailing, cause convincing a girl to get with you requires the right kind of dance moves. Moving slow and sure, approach the lady while seductively gyrating your body.
Make sure to throw up those arms guys, women love to see how large and flexible you are.
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If the guys dance moves prove groovy enough, the female will allow for the hanky-panky to begin.
Then, just like the praying mantis, ladies rip your gentlemens head right off! This will make him thrust more vigorously and last longer in the sack (This is really where things get fun and flirty).
After fornication, ladies, dine on the remnants of your dearly departed man!
Everyone knows sex is exhausting and replenishing our energy is a must.
Hope that helps provide a spicy twist to your normal bedroom routine! Come back next week, when well discuss how to quench your thirst like a Madagascan moth by poking peoples eyeballs and drinking their tears.
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