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Clapback Experts Share Their Best Responses To The Question, "When Are You Gonna Have Kids"
Clapback Experts Share Their Best Responses To The Question,

Having someone ask you about your procreation habits is awkward at best, a nightmare at worst. But, it's a trope in romantic comedies for a reason; it happens ALL THE TIME. If you're a young person who doesn't have children yet, brace yourself. The question will probably come up at some point. We got you, though. One Reddit user asked:

What's the perfect response to "So, when are you two going to have kids?"

Honestly, consider this list our gift to you. Use all the ammo you need from here to swerve your way around that trap of a question. You're welcome. Oh, and obviously we all know how kids get here... Sometimes a little shock value is needed to prove your point.

Food Metaphor
Food Metaphor

When he starts making me his Twinkie instead of his Toaster Strudel.

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Practice Makes Perfect
Practice Makes Perfect

My fiancé loves to say "when we're done practicing."

Keep Trying
Keep Trying

I'm gay, whenever people ask my husband and I that I usually respond with something like "I dunno, we keep trying and trying but so far he just isn't pregnant! But we'll keep at it."

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