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Pet Owners Admit What It's Really Like Living With Their Furry Roommates
Pet Owners Admit What It's Really Like Living With Their Furry Roommates

Pets can be wonderful companions. Many studies show the physical and psychological benefits of pet ownership. But...

If you think about some of the things our pets routinely do, in the context of their role as someone sharing our living space, pets can be kind of jerks.

Reddit user LakotaGrl asked people to consider just that conundrum. "Referring to your pet as only 'My roommate', what's something your roommate does?"

Here are the hilarious results.

Amelia Christnot

Bedtime yoga.
Bedtime yoga.

My roommate likes to sleep with only his butt on the bed, the rest of his body on the floor. He also likes it when you slap his butt repeatedly.

Too close for comfort.
Too close for comfort.

I once woke up to my roommate slipping and falling off the head of my bed and landing on my face. The first thing I saw that day was his butthole. Close up.

This is how you get pink eye.

Can't hold his licker.
Can't hold his licker.

If I bend over (to pick up something off the floor or whatever) and my trousers get slightly pulled down, my roommate will try to lick my butt. I have to tell him to stop it multiple times before he listens.

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