Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's too real. Always it's worth hearing.
Reddit user KanyeLatte asked:
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Had a friend who transported goods for a pharmaceutical company. He jokingly referred to it as "delivering drugs" in front of his 4 year old nephew. One day, the friend was supposed to pick his nephew up from daycare. His caretaker asked him conversationally what his uncle did for a living. Of course, the kid spouts off that his uncle delivered/sold drugs for a living. This did not go over well with the caretaker. She proceeded to call the mother, who burst out laughing before she could explain.
My little brother (10) was telling a story about his friend "Jay" and himself to an older lady who is quite stiff about "kids these days".
Brother: "Me and 'Jay' were playing..."
Lady: "'Jay' and I"
Brother: "No, you weren't there."
'Dad what's that?'
'Thats a cemetery'
'Whats a cemetery?'
'Thats where they bury dead bodies'
(A few minutes pass)
'Where do they bury the heads?'