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Irreverent People Share The Worst Things To Say During A Driving Test
Irreverent People Share The Worst Things To Say During A Driving Test

I took my driving test in a 2002 Ford Excursion. You know what instructors dislike more than short 16-year-olds in oversized SUVs? Backup sensors to help you parallel park. And bumping curbs. But they usually have a good sense of humor. So, aspiring motorists, take notes.

TheAlmightyKrot asked, What's the worst thing to say to your instructor during a driving test?

Submissions have been edited for clarity, context, and profanity.

Isn't America great?
Isn't America great?

I can't believe they're letting me take this again after what happened last time.

What do you mean I have to "change gears?"
What do you mean I have to

Or like: why are there three pedals when I have two legs!

This is how you put the 'stud' in student.
This is how you put the 'stud' in student.

I asked mine

"So has anybody ever decided to get in a high-speed pursuit with the practice car?"

"Not yet."

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