24 People Sum Up What It's Like To Have Anxiety And It's Way Funnier Than You'd Think.
im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:— a lost fish (@grumbist) September 14, 2015
every person on earth & their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
"what state do you live in?"— (@vibepic) January 21, 2016
There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) January 6, 2013
gave up drinking coffee cause of anxiety & i'm really excited to see how many more things i enjoy that i will have to give up before i die— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) March 21, 2015
Guys, I won! I won an award for 'most gruesome thoughts while falling asleep'!!! My prize is a lifetime of all-consuming crippling anxiety.— Chelsea Nachman (@chelseanachman) March 31, 2014
anxiety is the best alarm clock— Lindy West (@thelindywest) February 10, 2015
"Are you sleeping? Oh, sorry I woke you. Well now that you're awake, let's worry about money." - 3 am— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) December 7, 2012
Continue to the next page for some more hilarious and totally relatable anxiety tweets.
Should I bring anything to your party besides pronounced social anxiety and no food— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) March 1, 2014
anxiety be like:— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) October 19, 2015
me: what a nice car ride
brain: yes but what if u stay single forever & never have kids
ME: i am going to do something fun and feel good about myself!
MY ANXIETY: *superhero voice* i must be stopped
Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) January 15, 2016
Sometimes I follow my instincts and others times I'm like this guy gives me so much anxiety I better start a relationship with him— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) January 4, 2016
If you don't know what anxiety feels like, imagine trying to close a browser window so someone behind you can't see it & not being able to.— caprice crane (@capricecrane) March 18, 2014
My parents knew I had anxiety problems when they saw me install a panic room in my gingerbread house.— ONE OF THE GOOD ONES (@UNTRESOR) December 6, 2014
Continue to the next page for more anxiety moments. At least we can laugh about it, right? RIGHT?14.
@ladybroseph that feeling when you've convinced yourself that you've forgotten something important?— #Me2k16 (@BabypumkinSpice) November 28, 2015
If I could choose just one super power, I would choose calming down.— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) October 21, 2015
hm weird reading google results for how to feel less anxious increased my anxiety— Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) January 23, 2014
me: today is going to be a good day— Tabir Akhter (@tabir) September 10, 2015
Big ups to anyone who has ever canceled a date because the pressure of picking a good date spot filled you with crushing anxiety.— Chris Gethard (@ChrisGethard) May 22, 2015
unless they have an emoji for *anxiety-induced labored breathing * i really don't know when i'd ever use them— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) December 2, 2014
Continue to the next page for more tweets on anxiety! Do it! Continue! DO IT!20.
If anyone has an all-natural cure for anxiety, I'm all fears— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 16, 2015
Things that give me anxiety— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) January 19, 2016
*is anxious*— gaga (@gagabread) December 1, 2015
*leaves everything until the last minute to avoid anxiety*
*is more anxious because I have done this*
*ruins my own life*
I'm starting to panic about not having a panic attack today— Toxic is Super Cute (@ToxicProbably) January 15, 2014
First rule of anxiety club: I forget, this is too stressful I'm leaving
Amy Dentata (@AmyDentata) May 22, 2014
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You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, or so the saying goes.
The same can be said for your interactions with cops, most of whom are perfectly happy to let minor infractions slide––When was the last time you were actually ticketed for jaywalking?––provided you're not a total Karen should you interact them.
Your local police officer likely doesn't care about jaywalking or the fact that you went five miles over the speed limit unless you give him a reason to, as we learned when Redditor Takdel asked police officers: "What stupid law have you enforced just because someone was an a-hole?"