25 Of The Sh*ttiest Life Hacks Of All Time.
Its moments of genius like these that give me a little more faith in humanity. ON OPPOSITE DAY!
1/25. A great lifehack for a hands free selfie stick!
2/25. A cool bookmark you can make for only a dollar
3/25. Having a bad day? Wear your sunglasses. Now you are having a bad evening!
4/25. Shitty fruit hack spotted on smoothie carton.
5/25. Tired of getting injured when shot?
6/25. Studying life hack: If you're bored, start studying. You'll immediately find more interesting things to do.
7/25. Quick mints on a budget
8/25. Literally this sub's name
9/25. Feeling lonely?
10/25. You can make flip flops out of old water bottles
11/25. Medical life hack: Donate blood on Friday or Saturday so you can get drunk for less that night!
12/25. Avoid tears while slicing onions
13/25. Have to enter a particularly smelly environment? Try this life hack with only a few rubber bands and a bag of tea.
14/25. Don't have candles for the office birthday party? Use a bic lighter.
15/25. First date life hack: When on a date with a girl, leave your flies undone. If she points it out, do them up until she's not looking and then unzip them again. If she continues to notice, she's checking out your junk and is therefore into you.
16/25. No one will know your shoes have a couple of holes
17/25. Don't have a bookmark? Use ketchup instead!
19/25. Want your room to smell spring fresh without the spring cleaning?
20/25. A waterproof phone case is only a few dollars away.
21/25. Occupation life hack: Avoid having a bad day at work by not getting a job
22/25. Quick makeshift DIY cup holder
23/25. The most efficient way to consume liquid.
24/25. Health life hack: A cigarette takes five minutes off your life, but if you take ten minutes to smoke it, it's a five-minute net gain.
25/25. Easy way to make hotdogs for you and all your friends.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, or so the saying goes.
The same can be said for your interactions with cops, most of whom are perfectly happy to let minor infractions slide––When was the last time you were actually ticketed for jaywalking?––provided you're not a total Karen should you interact them.
Your local police officer likely doesn't care about jaywalking or the fact that you went five miles over the speed limit unless you give him a reason to, as we learned when Redditor Takdel asked police officers: "What stupid law have you enforced just because someone was an a-hole?"