27 People Share The One Sentence That Would Immediately Ruin Any Date.
"..... That's nice..."
People on Reddit were asked: "What sentence could ruin a date immediately?" These are some of the best answers.
1/27 "This is my mother. She'll be joining us for dinner this evening."
2/27 "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
3/27 When I said I wanted to be "friends with benefits", I meant "put me on your health insurance policy."
4/27 "Does anyone else know you're meeting me here tonight?"
5/27 "If you think about it, it's not really a pyramid scheme"
6/27 "I love you."
7/27 "For a fat girl, you don't sweat much."
8/27 "I've gotten two girls pregnant but it's no big deal because one miscarried and the other had an abortion."
9/27 "She'll have the salad..."
10/27 "I wear this magnet to increase my body's natural healing."
11/27 "Sorry . . . I'm more of a texter than a talker."
12/27 "Is this place within 100 yards of a school or playground?"
13/27 "It smells like you are ovulating."
14/27 "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat over here."
15/27 "Now I'm all for killing babies, but I hate giving women the right to choose anything"
16/27 "This date is over."
17/27 "So one time I met this girl at an Oasis concert and we f*cked in the bathroom up against a sink."
18/27 "Don't worry about using a condom tonight, I'm already pregnant."
19/27 "Can we hurry up? I got a raid in an hour."
20/27 "All of the women I've dated have turned out to be crazy bitches."
21/27 "Well I do have to admit something. I actually have a boyfriend already, but don't worry he is married."
22/27 "Allow me to tell you about an exciting new opportunity"
23/27 "F*ck. Get under the table bitch, I think my wife just walked in."
24/27 "I shagged a 38 year old last week out of desperation!"
25/27 "I write erotic novels... For children. They're wildly unpopular!"
27/27 "I'm not over my ex"
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You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, or so the saying goes.
The same can be said for your interactions with cops, most of whom are perfectly happy to let minor infractions slide––When was the last time you were actually ticketed for jaywalking?––provided you're not a total Karen should you interact them.
Your local police officer likely doesn't care about jaywalking or the fact that you went five miles over the speed limit unless you give him a reason to, as we learned when Redditor Takdel asked police officers: "What stupid law have you enforced just because someone was an a-hole?"