27 People Share The One Sentence That Would Immediately Ruin Any Date.

"..... That's nice..."

People on Reddit were asked: "What sentence could ruin a date immediately?" These are some of the best answers.



1/27 "This is my mother. She'll be joining us for dinner this evening."

thehonestyfish

2/27 "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

nerd866

3/27 When I said I wanted to be "friends with benefits", I meant "put me on your health insurance policy."

captainmagictrousers

4/27 "Does anyone else know you're meeting me here tonight?"

doc_daneeka

5/27 "If you think about it, it's not really a pyramid scheme"

lemur84

6/27 "I love you."

Jacob_hedless

7/27 "For a fat girl, you don't sweat much."

mrbrug5

8/27 "I've gotten two girls pregnant but it's no big deal because one miscarried and the other had an abortion."

bruschetta1

9/27 "She'll have the salad..."

Odjab


10/27 "I wear this magnet to increase my body's natural healing."

woutske

11/27 "Sorry . . . I'm more of a texter than a talker."

laterdude

12/27 "Is this place within 100 yards of a school or playground?"

ahorribleidea

13/27 "It smells like you are ovulating."

westhewolf

14/27 "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat over here."

si6pack

15/27 "Now I'm all for killing babies, but I hate giving women the right to choose anything"

gabenfaggot

16/27 "This date is over."

fuckswithducks

17/27 "So one time I met this girl at an Oasis concert and we f*cked in the bathroom up against a sink."

transdermalcelebrity

18/27 "Don't worry about using a condom tonight, I'm already pregnant."

[deleted]

19/27 "Can we hurry up? I got a raid in an hour."

DaElfonzo

20/27 "All of the women I've dated have turned out to be crazy bitches."

misyo

21/27 "Well I do have to admit something. I actually have a boyfriend already, but don't worry he is married."

ArgyleBob

22/27 "Allow me to tell you about an exciting new opportunity"

KittyKat1986

23/27 "F*ck. Get under the table bitch, I think my wife just walked in."

dummystupid

24/27 "I shagged a 38 year old last week out of desperation!"

do_you_realise

25/27 "I write erotic novels... For children. They're wildly unpopular!"

treras93

26/27 "Nice to meet you. Don't worry I just masturbated in the car so I'm not gonna be all 'weird' tonight."

slnrngr

27/27 "I'm not over my ex"

stormyweather2

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